tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-113579862024-03-13T08:20:36.188-04:00Joan and MelissaLike to gossip? Apply within. N and N assume the roles of Joan and Melissa Rivers. Just remember, we never repeat gossip, so listen carefully.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1736125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11357986.post-90424216014358450822014-09-05T16:31:00.001-04:002014-09-05T16:33:47.897-04:00Joan Rivers: One Tough Broad. 1933-2014. RIP.<div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><b><br></b></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><b><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zV4mzEm2r88/VAoeKIf8AVI/AAAAAAAAGDY/YPV_Bw1sST8/s640/blogger-image--1367173365.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zV4mzEm2r88/VAoeKIf8AVI/AAAAAAAAGDY/YPV_Bw1sST8/s640/blogger-image--1367173365.jpg"></a></div><br></b></span></div><div><b style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Nicole, aka, Joan</b><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">: It's been over two years since our last post on Joan & Melissa...and I know I also speak for Nuray (aka Melissa) when I say that I wish it were under far different circumstances. It is with terrible sadness that we pay our last respects to the one...and the only...Joan Rivers, who passed away unexpectedly and untimely on Thursday. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">What's so hard to reconcile is how full of life Joan was at the age of 81, and showing no signs of slowing down. In fact, she was working more in her golden years than any other period in her life. Full of vim and vigor, Joan had every intention to keep her Fashion Police commitments post procedure, gearing up for two shows from NYC Fashion Week. Just a week prior she was sharp as a tack while hosting the snarky celebrity gossip show on E! And, I think that's why the news of her passing is just so surreal. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">What I loved about Joan was her unapologetic brand of humor, both self deprecating and bitingly acerbic, which she consistently evolved throughout her career. I loved that she just plain didn't give a shit what anyone thought about her comedic talents and that the older she got the brassier and ballsier she became. She was one tough broad...one we will surely never see the likes of again. Every female comic, famous or obscure, has Joan to thank for influencing them in some way and paving their road ahead. For myself, I thank Joan for all the laughs throughout the years and proving that despite career and personal setbacks, one can triumph through any adversity. I will miss her always. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Nuray's comments to follow shortly...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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Berenice Bejo. I'm on the fence. Like the hue, like the detail -- but something about the cut at the top is offputting<br />
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George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler. Every single time I write her last name I want a goddamn cookie. Pretty dress. I like the color and the swishy flower-like draping. And him -- well, he's a God. I think he wakes and sleeps in a tux. <br />
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Jessica Chastain. In Alexander McQueen (who else?). It overwhelms her. On another person, this dress would be outrageously fab.<br />
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Melissa McCarthy. Not loving this, mainly because of the color. It washes her out. Good cut and fit though.<br />
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Shailene Wooley. Love this. It may be a bit old for her, but I love the retro cut.<br />
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Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton. I'm kinda sick of her looking like this. This color w/the bold red lip. Enough. Do something else.<br />
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Rooney Mara in Givenchy. OK, it's something other than black. But it's HORRIBLE.<br />
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Viola Davis in Vera Wang. Not a fan of the color. Not a fan of the hair/styling. But her body is rockin' in this daring dress.<br />
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Emma Stone in Giambattista Valli. Easily my fave so far. Gorgeous. She can't do wrong. Even when she does, it's not a total fuckup like some people.<br />
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Gwyneth Paltrow. I had to say this, but I LOVE THIS. It's totally dramatic and not tacky at all -- so unlike fishsticks.<br />
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Natalie Portman. Black and red polka dots. Hmm. Nope. Not ok. Nope. <br />
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Penelope Cruz. Love the color. She's not on trend for silhouette tonight. But, it's lovely nonetheless.<br />
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Sandra Bullock. WTF is going at the waist?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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Val Kilmer or Vince Neil. Your choice. There's no difference anymore. <br />
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Adele -- looking fab, as usual. Who says curvy girls ain't got style?<br />
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Carrie Underwood in her typical shiny column dress. Yawn. Change it up, girl! <br />
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Corinne Bailey Rae -- in Christian Siriano. So far, my fave. Fabulous, feminine, whimsical with just the right amount of edge. <br />
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Fergie -- um. I just can't. I can't deal. Where do I start? The granny panties or the day-glo HAZMAT orange? She s/b cleaning up garbage on the side of the parkway in this schmattah. <br />
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Katy Perry. Surprisingly gorg, minus the hair. The hair is effing ridiculous. But the dress is fab! <br />
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Nikki Minaj and...the Pope. I cannot wait to see what the Catholic League says about this. Right about now, their collars are in a bunch.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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Helena Hotmess Bonham Carter. I'm sure this is her go-to designer Vivian Westwood. I can't completely bash Westwood. Eh, I give this broad credit for going out of the house looking like a doll that's been left in the attic for over 50 years. <br />
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Kristen Wiig: Hurrah! What an improvement! She got the friggin' memo, finally!<br />
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Meryl Streep: Hurrah again! Another improvement! The jacket may be a bit heavy-handed, but she looks fab nonetheless. Well done. <br />
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Michelle Williams. Now this is color-blocking I can get behind. Really lovely and pulled together. Totally beats the crap Valentino she wore to the SAGs. <br />
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Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer. Man, Octavia just can't do wrong. She's really finding just the right looks to compliment her shape. And, Viola has hit on a look that always works for her -- and she's not afraid of color either, which is awesome. I'm so tired of pale, black and whites on the red carpet. Brava!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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<div class="video-embed" style="margin-top: 12px;"> </div><blockquote class="tr_bq">Singer Whitney Houston, who reigned as one of the world's top pop stars in the 1980s and '90s but suffered from recurring bouts with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in a Beverly Hills hotel room Saturday. Law enforcement sources told The Times that paramedics arrived at the Beverly Hilton hotel, where Houston was staying, and found her dead. Her cause of death was unknown, said the sources, who asked to remain anonymous because the investigation is ongoing. Houston, 48, was in the Los Angeles area for a musical tribute for music executive Clive Davis and had performed earlier this week. Houston was planning to attend Davis’ annual pre-Grammy party Saturday at the Beverly Hilton hotel, the see-and-be-seen event of the year. [LA TIMES]</blockquote><br />
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Gone too soon. RIP Whitney.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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Gotta say, I'm really loving this look on <b>Kelly Osbourne</b>. White is perhaps the only color that could compliment that weird shade of grey hair she's been sporting.<br />
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<b>Glenn Close</b>, looking fab in this black dress. The tule on the arms are a bit mummy-rific, but doesn't ruin the whole look.<br />
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<b>Diane Lane.</b> This is slightly bridesmaid-y, but really pretty nonetheless. And the cobalt blue is such a great color with her red hair. She's rarely a red carpet miss.<br />
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Jayma Mays. Better from the back. Would have preferred a color to compliment her complexion and hair color.<br />
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<b>Caley Cuocco</b>. This is so very retro and feminine. Love the braided updo. People may think this is old fashioned or too mature for her -- I say shove it. She look gorg!<br />
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<b>Julianna Margolies. </b>Well, it's improvement from the mess she wore at the Golden Globes. But it's ill-fitted at the top, a problem she has time and time again. But, two thumbs up for improvement.<br />
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Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji -- another hit! Proving plus-sized women can look just as good on the red carpet as those stick thin broads!<br />
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OK, <b>Lea Michele</b>. Simmer down now. You're officially becoming the most annoying person on the red carpet. Hands down. Congrats.<br />
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<b>Julie Bowen.</b> It's got that 30s drop-waist retro feel. I'm not hating it. I actually like the color, too. I just can't put my finger on what's missing here...<br />
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<b>Ashlee Simpson</b>. Why is she here? Annnnnyway. She happens to look great. Love the dress and the hair is perfection. <br />
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<b>Kristen Wiig</b>. Oh, well. She tries. She's funny as hell, but can't dress worth a damn. Someone needs to sway her away from these muted, pale fabrics and get her into something daring and colorful!<br />
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<b>Michelle Williams</b> in Valentino. Gotta say, this is matronly for Valentino. Hate it. Hate the hemline, hate the neckline. Hate it. <br />
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<b>Regina King. </b>God, this color rocks. It may be a tad too frilly, but she looks fab! <br />
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<b>Rose Byrne</b> in what easily is the Worst Dressed for the night. Ladies -- while a jumpsuit may seem like a good idea (though when, I've no idea), it never, ever is. No matter how much you flash it up with frills, sequins and other do-dads, a jumpsuit is NEVER a good idea.<br />
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<b>Kyra Sedgewick.</b> I dunno, it just seems cheap, doesn't it? I know cut-outs are the big thing, but ick. <br />
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<b>Sofia Vergara</b> -- It's hard for her to eff it all up, isn't it? When I come back in my next life -- I call dibs on this body. Damn, bitch.<br />
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<b>Viola Davis </b>in a very Grecian number. Loving the metallic gold detail on the bust. Lovely. <br />
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Emma Stone in Alexander McQueen. AMAZING. She hit it out of the park!!! <div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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JULIE BOWEN in Reem Acra. Bowen is clearly channeling Grace Kelly in her Golden Globes gown, and it works on every single level. She pulled it off perfectly. From the styling, to the retro cut of the dress. She might as well be walking right off the set of <i>To Catch a Thief.</i> GOR-G-EOUS. <br />
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CHARLIZE THERON in Dior. What an improvement from the Critic's Choice Awards. Soft, ethereal, almost Greek goddess. Sure, the slit and vee-plunge is a little revealing, but Theron can pull it off without making it look slutty.<br />
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DIANE LANE in Reem Acra. Perfection. From the Veronica Lake-esque waves in her hair to the cap sleeve and intricate beading -- it's all working. This is how someone should look on the red carpet. <br />
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JESSICA ALBA. She just had a baby, didn't she? Unreal. These actresses are not human. This feminine column dress with a free-floating wispy train at the back is just incredible. <br />
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TILDA SWINTON. And the award for Most Improved goes to... Holy crap. I totally had to eat my words when I saw this. Sure, the hair is a bit much -- but that gown is to die for. And it really works with Swinton's pale complexion. She needs to hang on to her new stylist for dear life! <br />
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EVAN RACHEL WOOD. Amazing from all angles. This iridescent beaded and feathered gown, which shouldn't be elegant logically, achieves just that: Old Hollywood Glamor. Well done on all level.s<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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ANGELINA JOLIE in Versace. I do not, I repeat, do not care who put her on their Best Dressed list -- because they're obviously smoking the ganga. Like I said the night of, it looks like someone let Jolie get into Julia Sugarbaker's closet. The stark white against the red is just so damn 80s -- and not in a fun, ironic way. The severely pulled back up do and the red, red lips -- just tooooooo much. Dial it down, killer!<br />
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JULIANNA MARGOLIES. Here's another one who ended up on the Best Dressed list. Pardon? She looks like a big purple mummy. It's horrible. Just horrible. <br />
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PIPER PARABO. Oh, boy. Someone's stylist is out of work now and might need to switch careers after this giant, cream puff of a fiasco. And, rightly so. <br />
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SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR in Monique Lhullier. Yes, you read that right. Monique Lhullier, usually associated with the cream of the award show gown crop, is responsible for this hot mess. This is obviously from Monique's Blue Period. And, I hope she gets over those blues STAT! <br />
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ZOOEY DESCHANEL. The main problem here? She listened to the clang of people telling her she needs to portray a more glamorous side and ditch her playful quirkiness. WRONG. The reason she's not pulling off this dress is simply because it's not Zooey. Hope she goes back to who she is and what she does best.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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Kelly Osbourne. I...kinda...like...this. I'm still deciding. It's a great color (though nothing goes w/that odd shade of grey she's dyed her hair). The lines on the sleeves may make it a bit unbalanced, but overall, pretty good. <br />
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Piper Parabo. Um, that's a whole lotta dress right there. <br />
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Julianna Margolies. She needs to shake things up. I'm getting bored of this sleek, pulled back look.<br />
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Claire Danes. Front and back, since this dress is dramatically different from one side to the other. The back is much, much better. She should back into the auditorium.<br />
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nicole Richie looks great. Something about this beaded silver number and her hairstyle is just working. Go figure.<br />
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Jessica Chastain. This reads much prettier on camera, but falls flat in stills. If you look closely, it has a really lovely pearlwork design. Not crazy about the high neck, though.<br />
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Octavia Spencer. One of my favorites so far. Really lovely muted lavender. The silhouette is perfect for her and the draping is really flattering. <br />
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Melissa McCarthy. Again, a really good silhouette. Great neckline, but I'd love if this were a different color. Maybe a jewel tone. Something rich. This color is just drab. <br />
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Sarah Michelle Gellar -- oh, this is rich. You'll love this. Her 2-year-old daughter helped her pick out this dress -- and it shows! She said she didn't try on many dresses for the event, and clearly she should have. This is a hot mess and contender for Worst Dressed. It's only 6:46pm. Ooof. I don't think Buffy would even fight her way off the Worst Dressed list this year.<br />
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Sarah Hyland in vintage Dolce and Gabbana. This is adorable. Nuff said. Love the lace. Love the sash. Love it.<br />
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Gotta say, Stacy Kiebler's got some plain taste. But, I guess when you got George Clooney on your arm, that's the only accessory you need.<br />
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Sofia Vegara. I seriously don't know how she's walking down the carpet in this Morticia Adams getup. Holy crap, her knees much be chafing something fierce. <br />
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Diane Lane in Reem Acra. GOR-G-E-OUS. So feminine, so glittery, lovely lines and detail. Her hair, so Veronica Lake-retro. Just really well done. Definitely a Best Dressed contender.<br />
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Shailine Woodley. You can't see it in the image, but when that overskirt is lifted or floats away from the underskirt, the beadwork on the shift beneath is outstanding. The dress sits a little too low on her frame, but the detail at the neckline is just exquisite.<br />
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Zooey Deschanel in a one-of-a-kind Prada that's a one-of-a-kind disaster. Not.a.fan.<br />
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Viola Davis working that high-cut slit. Great color. Great lines.<br />
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Charlize Theron in Dior. Incredible. The image doesn't do it justice. It's perfection on camera. From the jeweled headband to the flourishing bow at the waist. Gorg.<br />
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Selma Hayek. Again, another dress that doesn't photograph well. The detail is amazing. The plaits of gold in the bustier and the vertical beading in the skirt, just amazing.<br />
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Yes, I'm glad she's not wearing black. But this dress feels so 80s, like she stole it from Julia Sugarbaker's rack on the Designing Women set. I dunno. Love the midsection detail, but otherwise, it's skeezing me out.<br />
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Evan Rachel Wood. Now, this is just the opposite. Looks like shit on camera and gorg in photographs. I'm not a big fan of feathers but the iridescence is just so dreamy.<br />
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Holy shit, I'm about the eat my words. Tilda Swinton is rocking the red carpet! I cannot believe my eyes! She ditched the pant suit for a feminine silhouette in a color that totally compliments her skin tone. I'm stunned.<br />
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I think this might be one of my worst dressed. --Melissa<br />
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<strong>Best film, comedy or musical: </strong>50/50, The Artist, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Bridesmaids</span></b>, Carnage, Midnight in Paris, My Week With Marilyn.<br />
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Best actor, drama:</strong> <b><span style="color: magenta;">George Clooney in The Descendants</span></b>, Brad Pitt in Moneyball, Ryan Gosling in The Ides of March, Michael Fassbender in Shame, Leonardo DiCaprio in J. Edgar.<br />
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Best actress, drama:</strong> Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Viola Davis in The Help</span></b>, Rooney Mara in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady, Tilda Swinton in We Need to Talk About Kevin.<br />
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<strong>Best director: </strong>Woody Allen for Midnight in Paris, George Clooney for The Ides of March, Michael Hazavicius for The Artist, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Alexander Payne for The Descendants</span></b>, Martin Scorsese for Hugo.<br />
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<strong>Best actor, comedy or musical:<b><span style="color: magenta;"> </span></b></strong><b><span style="color: magenta;">Jean Dujardin in The Artist</span></b>, Brendan Gleeson in The Guard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 50/50, Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love, Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris.<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ns83QZqVkRc/TxL6AN6_yGI/AAAAAAAAFoM/cDI7KoylE_M/s1600/the-artist-movie-poster.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ns83QZqVkRc/TxL6AN6_yGI/AAAAAAAAFoM/cDI7KoylE_M/s200/the-artist-movie-poster.jpg" width="134" /></a><br />
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<strong>Best actress, comedy or musical: </strong>Jodie Foster in Carnage, Charlize Theron in Young Adult, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids</span></b>, Michelle Williams in My Week with Marilyn, Kate Winslet in Carnage.<br />
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<strong>Best supporting actress: </strong>Berenice Bejo in The Artist, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Jessica Chastain in The Hel</span><span style="color: magenta;">p</span></b>, Janet McTeer in Albert Nobbs, Octavia Spencer in The Help, Shailene Woodley in The Descendants.<br />
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Best animated feature: </strong>The Adventures of Tintin, Arthur Christmas, Cars 2, Puss 'n Boots, <b><span style="color: magenta;">Rango</span></b>.<br />
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Oh, Diane Kruger. I love how you consistently get it drastically wrong all.the.damn.time. This whole "taking chances for high fashion" thing really has to stop. Everything from the messy up do to the strangled bust line to the positively vom-inducing color combination is pure disgusting perfection. Well done, as always.<br />
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OK. First things first. Tilda Swinton should NEVER stand next to Charlize Theron. Tilda "my body rejects anything but a pant suit" Swinton is a hard sell. I've seen her look good once, and even that is a hazy memory, on the red carpet. As for Charlize, this dress is weird. The choppy details and brash edging make it look tough and not soft. Not sold. <br />
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What's not to love about Emma Stone? This dress, for one. It's a little too South Beach poolside for me. I think it ages her, too. Maybe if it were shorter? I dunno. It's just a miss and not a hit, which she's usually quite capable of mastering.<br />
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Stacy Kiebler -- I like the neckline. Apparently George likes the climb. She's a tall one. And as far as his arm candy, he really needs to start dating in his age range. Would it kill him to date a 40 year old? <br />
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Michelle Williams always takes risks. Given. But simply removing that swathe of black at the bottom would have made this dress an A+. Instead, it makes it an F. <br />
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Oh, the humanity! For Fanning's sake, that is one seriously bad dress. It's like everything bad about the 70s got drunk and threw up all over her. And by great Olson's beard -- that dress is a PucciPity! And whoever the genius was to have these two pose together needs to be put down. I need to unsee this immediately.<br />
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Jessica Chastain, by a very small margin, is -- well, I can't say Best Dressed -- of the evening. I'll say OK Dressed. The dress lacks balance and her hair is too severe. But, this is head and shoulders above the rest. And, that's not saying much.<br />
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Ashley Green donning the subtle S&M look, short form. It's all too harsh. While the cut and design of this dress may be flattering, the stark black makes and sheen of the skirt fabric makes it look cheap, like a $2 whore. Next! <br />
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Jennifer Lawrence, who's obviously been caught in a net. Maybe she's up for the Best Cameo on Deadliest Catch? No excuse is good enough for sporting this atrocity. <br />
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Juilianne Hough. Much like the ever-classy mullet, this dress was all business in the front and a party in the back -- if that party is at Scores on a Saturday night. <br />
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Lea Michelle who apparently didn't have anything to wear and at the very last minute decided to rip off every last tassel from her drapes and lamp shades and fashion it into a makeshift dress. This isn't a Project Runway challenge, sweetie. <br />
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I don't even know who this broad is. She's probably DemiVanessaSelena LovatoHudgensLohan for all I care. What I do care about is this God awful schmatte. She's not wearing that dress, that dress is wearing her...in all the wrong ways. <br />
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Vanessa Hudgens as Kiss of the Spiderwoman. Really? A web motif? Is it Halloween? No, dumbass. It's award show season. If you honestly expect not to get reamed for this, you're dumber than you look.<br />
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Blue Ivy Carter. Well, she's either gonna end up a stripper or write crap romance novels. Either way, great job on the name picking. Two thumbs up!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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<b>Kelly Osbourne</b>, looking pretty good. Love the color on this gown, but it's fitted poorly at the top. Still, she looks great considering her father's the Prince of Darkness.<br />
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<b>Emmanuelle Chriqui</b> in a red stunner from Donna Karan, but the bottom looks like a bunch of cocktail napkins tacked there with a hasty stitch or two.<br />
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<b>Julia Stiles</b>. Love this very feminine silohuette. Lots of pretty draping on the bodice.<br />
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<b>Cobie Smulders</b> in a gorgeous teal-y, robin's egg blue chiffon gown with flowing train. So far, my favorite look for the evening.<br />
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<b>Jayma Mays</b> in a well... in something I'm pretty sure one of my 1980s Barbies wore. Ooof, this is a hot mess. It's a near antebellum-catastrophe, all that's missing is the hoop.<br />
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<b>Jennifer Carpenter</b> channeling Jennifer Lopez, but without the curves and the entourage. It's a little Vegas-y for my taste. I'm not averse to bling, but I dunno. I'm on the fence here.<br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Christine Baranski</b>. I kinda love this. She looks fab in this daring plunging neckline. The sleeves are constructed in an unexpected way and the collar is a nice touch. It's not your average LBD. Well done. </span><br />
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<b>Joel McHale</b>, who's obviously put getting on the worst dressed list on his agenda for this evening. <br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Lea Michele</b>, looking fabulous as usual. The back is a draped plunger. The sleeves are origami-esque. Fits like a glove. Exact same color as the red carpet. Lovely. </span><br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Christina Hendricks, </b>who should be playing Marilyn Monroe in the upcoming biopic -- not Michelle Williams, but I digress. This color washes her out and I'm not crazy about the fit on top, but with a top like that -- it's always hard to get the fit right. </span><br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Cat Deely</b> in Monique Lhullier. Eh. Terrible bag. Beach hair. She looks like she rolled out of bed. </span><br />
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<b>Michelle Forbes.</b> Some might find this boring, but the detail is to die for. The bust line is really flattering, as are the soft rosettes on the skirt. Really lovely. <span id="spanPeople"> </span><br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Kaley Cuoco.</b> This is a terrible photo of a really adorable dress, which is even cuter from the back. Some might chastise her for doing the red bag and shoes, but I think this is adorably retro -- sue me. </span><br />
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<b>Claire Danes.</b> Ick. That is all. <br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Jane Krakowski</b> in a silvery ivory number. She always looks fab. Rarely ever gets it wrong. </span><br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Naya Rivera</b> in a gorgeously retro formfitting gown. From the hair to the silhouette, she got it right. </span><br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Kerry Washington</b>. Great up top, falls apart by the bottom. Did they run out of lining? </span><br />
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<b>Elizabeth Moss </b>in Marchesa, which might actually be one of my favorite dresses of the evening. <br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Gwyneth Paltrow</b> in Pucci. Yet another contender for WORST DRESSED. WTF is with the midriff? Really? So tacky.</span><br />
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<b>Katie Holmes</b>, who obviously stopped by the Emmy red carpet just after working out at her gym.<br />
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<span id="spanPeople"><b>Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Winslet.</b> Yawn. They bore me. </span><span id="spanPeople"> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Tips? Comments? E-mail us at joanandmelissablog@yahoo.com
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