Friday, November 04, 2011

Looks like my casting job is done

Wanted: three uber annoying douchebags to play the three douches in The Three Douches.


Quick, someone wind her up

PoshBot looks like she's winding down. Good thing Eva Longwhoria was right there to catch Baby Harper before she fell from PoshBot's arms. Someone bring the charger around back and let's bring this robot back to life!


I dunno know who the crazy lunatic is here

But one of these two is a sick fuck. Maybe both -- that's the only reason I can find for why SJP would subject herself to looking like a complete asshole in these Phillip Treacy "hats".







Thursday, November 03, 2011

Is that what they're calling it these days?

"Partner" yoga = not something I'd sign up for....


Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Wonderin'

I'm wondering if the reason why Christain Louboutin creates such high-heeled shoes is cause he secretly wants to carry the broads that wear them and cannot walk. I reckon he's got a lift-and-carry fetish. If you don't know what that is, Google it for christssake.



Just sayin'

Dia Frampton's cover of Heartless is the most sublime thing I've heard in a longggg time.