OH, HELL TO THE NO!

This is a physical impossibility... no? Come on. Really? Stop.

Clay Aiken is going to be a father, PEOPLE has confirmed. "The story is true,” a rep for David Foster, told PEOPLE Wednesday, of the TMZ.com report that Aiken, 29, impregnated David's sister, music producer Jaymes Foster. "It is true Clay is the father. She was artificially inseminated by Clay. She's due in August." The rep added of Aiken and Foster, "They have been friends ever since American Idol, when they worked together." [people]

"She was artificially inseminated BY Clay." Does that mean he did the 'turkey baster' deal? It clearly means he didn't do the real deal. Someone explain this to me. PLEASEEEEEEEE!