Shout out

I gotta give a shout out to Target's Merona brand of opaque tights... I cannot tell you how frustrating it is to shop for tights, only to come home -- put them on and feel like you've just struggled with a sumo wrestler. Then you get that strangled feeling in your midsection that makes you wanna just punch the next person you see square in the face. Not these... and they're dirt friggin' cheap!!!! So comfy, from the moment you put 'em on... I just couldn't keep the secret to myself. So ladies, don't bother spending stoopit cash on high-end expensive tights.... Go to target and get these suckers.