Is anyone buying this?

Not literally speaking -- is anyone buying she wrote this? Can she string a single sentence together? Come on.

The MTV reality star's name tops the cover of her first novel, L.A. Candy, which hits shelves June 16. Conrad's publishing debut is a fictional story about a 19-year-old girl named Jane Roberts who has not-so-subtle similarities to the author....In the novel, the two main characters are approached by a producer who wants them to be on a reality version of Sexy and the City. The book is about "what it's like to come of age in Hollywood while starring in a reality TV show, written by a girl who has experienced it all firsthand," the synopsis says. [us weekly]

I feel sick. You'll be better off reading this.