That sound you hear...

is Melissa screaming from coast to coast in protest:

HAS Viggo Mortensen had enough of being in the movies? The "Lord of the Rings" star tells The Times of London he's grown tired of the travel and promotional burdens imposed by the film business. "No more movies. I haven't said yes to one in over a year," he says. "If it all dries up now, I've had a good run." Mortensen will next appear in the adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's utterly grim "The Road," which was shot before Viggo's self-imposed exile. [page six]

Say it ain't so, Viggo. Say it ain't so.