Angie Harmon. A bit too cream puffy. A bit much...
Jenna Ushkowitz. Love the dress, but the color may be too pale to appreciate the details.
Hailee Steinfeld. In Prada. OK. She's a kid, so I'm gonna give her a break. But -- if this dress were on an adult, it would be fair friggin' game, people.
Jane Krakowski. In Badgley Mischka. Lookin' good for her 3rd trimester. Would have dug a colored shoe instead of the pale ones. But, overall -- well done.
Amber Riley. Too much dress. And way too much going on at the bottom. Yet, she's workin' it.
Hot in Cleveland Cast: Valerie Bertinelli, Wendy Malik, and Jane Leeves. (Where's Betty?) All of these broads look great. Hands down.
Edie Falco. Apparently, she just saw it hanging in the window and had to have it. Ooof. I don't know whether to hang a valance on her or rest a drink on her. Bad.
Julie Bowen. In a jump suit. Ah, NO. NO NO NO NO. Just NO. OK? OK.
Mila Kunis. In Alexander McQueen. The first of a few prints showing up on the carpet. I know some people aren't going to like this look -- but she's always getting it right lately. I think it's styled really well and gutsy.
Eva Longoria. Ugh. She did so well at the Golden Globes. Probably my Best Dressed. Now -- what a couple of weeks can do. It's like she escaped the Temple of Dendur. That loose-fitting top portion is even worse from the side. Trust me. Ooof.
Sofia Vegara. Love the color. It opens in the front to a shorter skirt, which I've never been a real fan of. But, she happens to look great -- when normally, she just looks slutty.
Julianna Margolies. I know this is just a simple red dress, but it's one of my favorite looks of the night. She's just doing it so well.
Lea Michele. A bit too low cut, but still stunning. She usually hits the mark. One of my new faves to look for on the red carpet.
Claire Danes. Not liking this, even a little bit.
Winona Effing Ryder. Um... Did she think she was going to prom? And what's with the black bag? OMG. I just can't.
Kyra Sedgewick. It's nice. But I'm not jumping up and down for joy. Next!
Hilary Swank. LOVE THIS. Love the lines, love the Grecian-inspired details. I even love the color and her styling -- even though everything is muted. Much better on camera than in still photo. Believe me.
Kim Kardashian. Oh, I'm sorry -- does having a sex tape and a piss poor reality show now qualify for a SAG card? Why the fuck is she there? Seriously. Someone hose down the red carpet -- it's been skanked.
Helena Bonham Carter and Natalie Portman. Someone read Helena the riot act after the Golden Globes debacle (see previous post). And Natalie is defying the laws of baby bump physics in this satin number.
January Jones. In Carolina Hererra. I like the lace effect -- but this might have been prettier as a fuller or even a-line dress. Something's off.
Julie Stiles. Looks as if she were dipped in bleach.
Amy Adams. Looks as if she's a wrapped mummy or a Johnsonville Brat.
Christina Hendricks. Not her usual style, but it's OK. Much prettier on camera than in stills.
Tina Fey. Yay! She got it right! I don't care what anyone else says!!! She looks awesome.
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