Too much Tiger's Blood will do that to a person

 Gotta hand it to CBS and the producers of Two and a Half Men. When scripting Charlie Sheen's big exit from the show, they wanted to make completely certain he couldn't -- ever -- come back. Now, the only way to possibly make that happen (should Charlie ever regain his senses) would be getting the cast to pile into a big ol' time machine or having him return to haunt Jon Cryer as the Ghost of Christmas Past. 

Here are some of the gory details of Charlie's funeral:

Charlie Sheen's character on Two And A Half Men will exit the series in a bloody bang. Earlier this week, pictures were released showing a funeral scene, complete with flower arrangements, church pews and one of the iconic bowling shirts worn by Charlie Harper throughout the show. Now new details have emerged revealing Charlie will die a violent death when he is mowed down by a subway trained. Chuck Lorre the show creator reportedly considered several scenarios, including having Charlie drive off a cliff, but he settled on a bloody subway accident. [dailymailuk]