Posh unfamiliar with human babies

I'm still not convinced that the wax figure that is Posh Spice, with her skeletal frame and never-smiling face, has carried and birthed three children. The woman has no human qualities. Here she is holding Ginger Spice's baby girl while Ginger ice skates with Posh's sons. She seems revolted by the child and desperate to shut her up, looks like she's cramming that bottle down the poor babe's throat. Ginger... come grab your baby from the clutches of that fembot.

J&M's two-cents on the Golden Globe nominations

Joan: Wow, that year flew by. I can’t believe it’s time for the Golden Globes again. Melissa and I will be donning our finery on the red carpet, though it won’t really matter – cause no one will be able to see us in that tiny box in the right hand corner of the TV Guide channel.

Melissa: I hate all the fuckers at E! so they can kiss my plastic ass. Anyhoo, moving along... Best Motion Picture-Drama... I have to admit I haven’t seen any of them! But I wanted to see a couple of them: Babel and Little Children. I am so intrigued by the plot of Babel and I read the book Little Children last year. While I didn’t like the book, I was surprised and curious when I heard they were making a movie out of it and with Kate Winslet, no less, who I love. So if either win, I’m cool.


Joan: I’m surprised by the choices here... I think The Departed is a little lost among the other nominees. I saw Bobby, and while I agree it was time for a film on RFK, Bobby wasn’t "great." I get what Emilio was trying to do, and in some sense he succeeded. But, it could have been more about Bobby as a person, as a figure, as an influence. And the message could have been deeper. I think either Little Children or The Queen will take it home.

Moving on to Best Actress/Drama. Cruz is getting a lot of buzz for Volver. But this will be a tight race between the brits: Mirren, Dench and Winslet.

Melissa: Again, wanted to see a couple of these: Volver and Sherrybaby. Read an article on Notes on a Scandal yesterday and now am greatly intrigued by that one too. Hmm…if I had to guess, I’d say Mirren.

For Best Actor/Drama, given that DiCaprio has two nominations in the category, the board must have been very impressed. I certainly hope Will Smith doesn’t take it cause frankly, this man annoys the living shit out of me. I really want to see The Last King of Scotland and I’ve heard that Forest’s take on Idi Amin was uncanny and Oscar-worthy. I’d like to see him win it.

Joan: It’s all but unheard of for one actor to be nominated for two roles in the same category. That along should make DiCaprio feel like a winner. I think this is Will Smith’s win... sorry, Melis. And I think the Oscar looks good for him, too. He didn’t win for Ali, and the panels will be trying to make it up to him with Happyness.


I’ve always loved that the Globes have a separate category for Comedy – and Oscar should have followed suit long ago. I think it’s going to be tight between Little Miss Sunshine and Dreamgirls. Because Dreamgirls is a musical, it might win, since the Globes like to recognize the genre. But, I’m torn between picking a real winner here.

Melissa: Dreamgirls... puke, you know how I feel about musicals. Still haven’t seen Chicago cause I can’t stand song and dance numbers. Anyway, I want Little Miss Sunshine to win. This film has really taken a place in my heart. So adorable.


I’m not sure who will win best actress/Musical or comedy. I’ve heard buzz that Meryl was divine in The Devil Wears Prada, but I haven’t seen it, got it for Xmas and will see it soon. I would like Toni Collette to win cause I want Little Miss Sunshine to win as many as it can but I don’t think she really has a chance.

Joan: I saw Scissors and I think there’s a good chance Annette Benning will wiin. It was a meaty role... with a lot of chances for her to really ham it up. But I’d like either Toni or Meryl to win.

Actor in Comedy – can I say that I can’t believe Borat is in the running??? Holy crap. I’m rooting for Ferrell – cause I love him to death. But I think it’s going to Depp.

Melissa: You know I luuuurve Ferrell as well but the movie didn’t get that much publicity so I don’t know if he’ll win it. Although Borat was really popular, I don’t think the board will vote for Cohen, I think they threw him in there more as a honorable mention. You’re right, I think Depp might win it cause of the incredible franchise the Pirate movies have become. And as much as I love Depp, I’m soooo over the Pirate movies.

For Best Supporting Actress I’m think Cate. I’ve been reading a lot of stuff about her lately and she’s getting tons of praise, both for her current films and her whole career in general. Some say she’s not used as much as she should be and that she needs more recognition, etc. I think she’s a great actress. Has she won for anything so far? Maybe this will be her year.

Joan: Cate won early on for her role in Elizabeth. She’s managed to keep on getting good roles… Since most of the other gals in this category are newcomers or unknowns, Cate will most likely win... even though the film is not the same caliber of her previous roles.

Supporting Actor: How the fuck did Affleck get the nod? WTF? While I think this is going to Jack – don’t be too surprised if Eddie pull this one out – I heard he’s kicking ass in Dreamgirls... and I doubt he’ll make it to Oscar, so this might be the only chance the industry gets to recognize his performance.

Melissa: For Supporting Actor, I’m gonna say Brad, just cuz.


For Best Director, I haven’t seen any of the films but I’ll say Scorsese. Supposedly The Departed was really good.

Joan: Jeez... what’s with the globes this year, they can’t find 5 different people to nominate? I’m sensing a trend. I agree. Scorcese.

TV Drama: I’m partial to Grey’s, but I don’t know if it can pull it out this year. Though last season was killer. I cannot believe Big Love was nominated. What a piece of trash that is. Heroes has a huge following, but I’m not sure the judges like it THAT much... and Lost... I dunno... last season wasn’t all that terrific. I’m stumped.


Melissa: Don’t watch Grey’s, 24, Big Love, and Heroes. However, love LOST, I want it to win although I don’t think it will. Heroes is too new to win, I think. Big Love, because it’s on HBO, has a limited viewership, I don’t have HBO so I’ve never seen it. I’ve never seen 24 in all the season’s it’s been on but I’ve heard that it’s never lost its oomph, that it is still as good now as it was when it first started. So I’m gonna go with 24.

Best Actress in TV Drama series, I of course want Kate to win but I feel that LOST doesn’t have the presence this year as it had last year. Didn’t Patricia win it last year? How weird, never in a million years would I have thought Medium to have a following. I’m gonna say Ellen although I can’t stand her mousy face.

Joan: I think Patricia did win... or was it Sandra Oh? I dunno. If Edie Falco wins, I will lose it. Enough w/The Sopranos already. Sheesh. I’m stumped here, too...

TV Actor/Drama: I think it will be Hugh Laurie this year... Or Patrick Dempsey. I don’t think Keifer can pull it out again. WTF Bill Paxton? Perhaps the worst actor on the planet???

Melissa: I’m for Hugh Laurie BIGTIME. LOVE him on House.

Best TV series, Musical or Comedy, I love Ugly Betty but I just don’t think it’s awards material. I would be so incredibly happy with a win for The Office.

Joan: Yeah, I’m seeing an Office win here, too. I don’t think the others stand a chance.

TV Actress/Comedy: I bet America wins for this... while the show might not be able to take it home, she might. I don’t see Julia winning, since she got one last year and everyone’s so over Housewives...

Melissa: I agree with the America thing. She’s been all over, on Oprah with Salma and Salma was going on and on and on about how great America is, etc. Plus she really does do Betty very well and is a darling. You really do get to love her on the show. Everyone is over Housewives, no one cares anymore.

Best Actor/Comedy: Hands-down: STEVE FUCKING CARELL. If he doesn’t win, then there are no words...


Joan: Yeah, it’s Carell hands down. Tony Shaloub can’t do it again, can he? Sheesh. Friggin Monk.

Well, Melis, I’ll see you on the red carpet. Be sure to pretty yourself up and save some Botox for me.

Melissa: WHO IS WATCHING MONK?!?!?!? Never have I seen, never have I even desired to see it. I hope Shaloub doesn’t win. And no problem, I’ll get the doc to bring some extra Botox since you seem like you can never get enough. Just make sure you can still emote on the red carpet. :)

The scary clown from Saw attends James Brown's funeral...

...and makes out with him. Poor JB, let's hope he can still RIP now. :(

WTF happened to Nikki Cox?

Wasn't Nikki Cox really hot a few years back?


Dang, homegirl looks B-U-S-T-E-D. And she just married Jay Mohr. And wasn't she married to Bobcat? WTF?

Happy New Year!

Joan & Melissa wish y'all a happy and healthy 2007, yo!!!

Happy Holidays!

Have a very Merry Xmas from Joan & Melissa!

Letterman hates Butterscotch as much as we do

Joan and Melissa's experience with Butterscotch echoed Letterman's. That thing for 300 bucks is a piece of shit.

Penelope: Armed and Dangerous

Tired of TC's constant hounding and tireless attempts at converting her to Scientology, Penelope arms herself with a Xenu facsimile.

the funniest friggin thing ever...

if you don't already watch THE BEST WEEK EVER, it's time to start. you do not know what you're missing. here's a snippet of the fabulously funny content:

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM BRITNEY'S VAGINA:
Salutations, my dearest denizens of the World Wide Web. My name is Phyllis T. Weatherford and I happen to be the vagina that belongs to Miss Britney Spears. I am aware that many of you have likely noticed me here and there (and there and there and there) this past week, and thus thought it might be nice to formally introduce myself, and share with you my intentions for the future. We’re going to be seeing a lot of each other, you and I, so let me start off by saying that it is my utmost pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Read the rest at the Best Week Ever site. You won't be disappointed.

oh, look who brought her two friends along!

We never thought we'd say this, but...

Joan and Melissa LOVE Rosie O'Donnell! Since Rosie's taken over Meredith Vierra's host spot on The View, it's been so enjoyable. She single-handedly has turned a virtually unwatchable bitchfest into the hottest ticket on daytime TV. It's all anyone can talk about these days...

In her short time as the head host of the gal panel, Rosie's managed to piss off quite a few people -- hell, entire groups of people. She's not choosy either. She doesn't care if you're Joe Schmo or Donald Trump...

Speaking of...

Naturally you've heard about the skank Mis USA Tara Connor, who apparently is such a party animal everyone but the judges of the beauty pageant knew about it. Her escapades made recent news and the questions was: Will she be stripped of her title and crown? That, was up to the pageant owner, the Donald. In his sanctimonious fashion, Donald held a press conference declaring that everyone deserves a 'second chance' -- good soul that he is, he saved Tara from ruin by letting her keep her title. (I'm sure he wants a little sumptin' sumptin' in return for the grand gesture.)


Well, when Rosie got wind of the Donald's display of good-natured generosity she saw right through his charade...and let it all hang out on The View. She basically called him on being full of shit and that someone with his personal life shouldn't be the barometer for moral judgement. Totally agreed. She went into a fabulously funny imitation, combing her hair over a la the Donald's famous do. "He inherited a lot of money," she said. "Wait a minute, and he's been bankrupt so many times where he didn't have to pay. ... I just think that this man is sort of like one of those, you know, snake oil salesmen in 'Little House on the Prairie."' [hollywood reporter] It gets realllllly ugly now, buckle up:

O'Donnell said Wednesday that Trump's news conference with Miss USA Tara Conner annoyed her "on a multitude of levels." "Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair," she said. "Had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America." Trump responded: "Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting, I mean both inside and out," [abc]

In an interview with the Fox News Channel, Trump ridiculed O'Donnell's looks and said, "I'm going to surprise Rosie, but I guarantee I'll have a lot of Rosie's money, you know, right out of her big, fat pocket. "Rosie talks about moral compass, what moral compass does she have? I mean just take a look at her, take a look at that face. I mean, can you imagine her poor girlfriend having to kiss that every night? You can have her." [reuters]

"Maybe she wanted to put the crown back on Miss USA's head," the real-estate mogul said of the openly gay O'Donnell, who has four children with her partner, Kelli. "I think she's very attracted to Miss USA so she probably wanted to put the crown on her head herself." Insult No. 2: "She is a very, very unattractive woman who really is a bully." Insult No. 3: "Ultimately, Rosie is a loser, and ultimately ("The View") will fail because of Rosie. ... Barbara (Walters) made a mistake and let me tell you something, Barbara's a good friend of mine. She cannot stand Rosie O'Donnell." [hollywood reporter]

Anyhow... they left off with Donald wanting to sue Rosie over the bankruptcy charge: Trump fired back later Wednesday in a TV interview, calling O'Donnell a "slob," among other insults. "I never went bankrupt, but she said I went bankrupt. So probably I'll sue her because it would be fun. [Hollywood reporter] and Rosie firing back on her blog:

WIKIPEDIA

Posted by ro on December 20th at 8:43pm

Bankruptcy
By 1990, the effects of recession left him unable to meet loan payments. Although he shored up his businesses with additional loans and postponed interest payments, increasing debt brought Trump to business bankruptcy and the brink of personal bankruptcy. Banks and bond holders had lost hundreds of millions of dollars, but opted to restructure his debt to avoid the risk of losing more money in court. Things were so bleak for Trump at this time that in the August 21, 1990 edition of the Jersey Record, columnist Mike Kelly wrote “If we still had debtors’ prisons, Trump would be in the dungeon.” Kelly added that “Donald Trump is a Third World Nation.” Also in 1990, he co-produced the game show Trump Card in syndication.
By 1994, Trump had eliminated a large portion of his $900 million personal debt and reduced significantly his nearly $3.5 billion in business debt. While he was forced to relinquish the Trump Shuttle (which he had bought in 1989), he managed to retain Trump Tower in New York City and control of his three casinos in Atlantic City. Chase Manhattan Bank, (which lent Trump the money he needed to buy the West Side yards, his biggest Manhattan parcel) forced a sale of the parcel to Asian developers. According to former members of the Trump Organization, Trump did not retain any ownership of the site’s real estate - the owners merely promised to give him about 30 percent of the profits once the site was completely developed or sold. Until that time, the owners wanted to keep Trump on to do what he did best: building things. They gave him a modest construction fee and a management fee to oversee the development. The new owners also allowed him to put his name on the buildings that eventually rose on the yards because his well-known moniker allowed them to charge a premium for their condos.
In 1995, he combined his casino holdings into the publicly held Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts. Wall Street drove its stock above $35 in 1996, but by 1998 it had fallen into single digits as the company remained profitless and struggled to pay just the interest on its nearly $2 billion in debt. Under such financial pressure, the properties were unable to make the improvements necessary for keeping up with their flashier competitors.
In 1999, Donald’s father Fred Trump, a multi-billion dollar real estate mogul, died. Fred Trump, the same man who cosigned Donald’s first business loans, also happened to be the man who enabled Donald to escape from the massive financial morass he had created over the decades. Creditors who got stuck with the past losses were not as fortunate. Whereas Donald walked away from his empire unscathed, others were forced to take catastrophic writeoffs and losses even up to 2004, when Trump refused to continue to back his casino. Although Trump boasted he would build a bigger empire than his father, in the end, his father built an empire so large it could even accommodate Donald’s most lavish personal losses.
Problems loomed for Trump’s casino resorts. In a May 28, 2004 Wall Street Journal article, Trump said the spectre of bankruptcy bothered him “from a psychological standpoint,” but added, “it really wouldn’t matter that much.” A number of his bondholders disagreed. In the same article, “Meyer Marvald, a Florida retiree who says he owns about $44,000 of the bonds,” said Trump “has the Sword of Damocles hanging over our heads.” On October 21, 2004, Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts announced a restructuring of its debt. The plan called for Trump’s individual ownership to be reduced from 56 percent to 27 percent, with bondholders receiving stock in exchange for surrendering part of the debt. Since then, Trump Hotels has been forced to seek voluntary bankruptcy protection to stay afloat. As a result of his company filing for Chapter 11 Protection, in May of 2005 Trump relinquished his CEO position.

loving the wiki
i use it
do u

i will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming

People are starting to think the two of them got together and planned this feud... and you know what... we believe it. ;)

Stay tuned... this can only get better.

Hanes Her Way

If she's trying to prove that she indeed does own underwear, this is probably not the best way to go about it. But, BritBrit has never been one for subtleties. (Mind you, this is the get up she wore to her mother's birthday shindig. Classy broad. *sniff* Mama, must be so proud.)

You have got to be kidding...

Does anyone remember the gigantic failure and embarrassment Battlefield Earth was? Apparently not. Since these Scientol-idiots are willing to sink more money into a L. Ron theory-based motion picture.

Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film. The Spice Girl has apparently been lined up to play an alien bride in 'The Thetan' - based on the bizarre sci-fi cult, which believes in alien life forms...A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge."... will play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans. Cruise - who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius". [lifestyleextra]

There are no words.

Survey

Rob Lowe just admitted he passed on the opportunity to play Dr. McDreamy, the role that reignited Patrick Dempsey's career, on the fabulously addictive Grey's Anatomy. (Um, can you say: Stupid?) Anyway, what do you think gals? Could he have fit the part? Would it have worked? Comments, please. :)

OR

?

Katie needs some sleep

With the millions of bucks and the all the help money can buy, why does Katie looks so zombie-esque? Here she is having a girl's shopping day with her new step-daughter. Please, for the love of god, someone hug this child or put her arm around her. Oh, and by the way, Katie is reeeeeally tall.

H & Mo

Madonna's "track suits" line did so well
at H&M they decided to invite her back...
and damn, I gotta say, the new line is hot!
(Debuts in March 2007)

Secret signs and the abundance of the fug

Katie is totally making some sort of secret hand gesture that must mean SAVE ME FROM THIS HELLHOLE with her left hand in these pics. And Marc Anthony just turned up the fright level of these pics about three-fold. And what is J.Blo wearing? We all know what TC is wearing: a girdle underneath that suit. And why won't Katie just trample all over these people? She really needs to start using her giant status. And what the hell are these people doing together? They don't even know each other!






In this pic, TC is showing off his chompers, proving to some bystander that he will eat him alive if he were to fuck with TC. Katie is wholeheartedly agreeing.

You know homegirl is lying through her teeth

Elliot "Goat Boy" Yamin got his teeth did. And supposedly his current girlfriend who is a model said: "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You buyin' that? Didn't think so.

Goodbye to the nickname "Snaggletooth." Thanks to $50,000 worth of porcelain veneers and other dental work, and 20 sometimes-painful hours in the dentist's chair to fix his crossbite, American Idol underdog Elliott Yamin can't seem to wipe the smile off his face, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

"He loves to laugh, he loves to smile," says girlfriend Jaime Paetz, 28, a model who met Yamin, also 28, after he appeared on the FOX talent hunt this season. "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy."

The changes aren't just cosmetic, either. "It is going to help muscle function, it is going to increase the volume (of his voice) maybe," says Yamin's Beverly Hills dentist David Frey, who provided his services free of charge. "So if anything, he could become an even better singer."

"I've always wanted to have a nicer smile," says Yamin, who for much of his life was teased for his crooked teeth. "I used to look at old pictures of myself, and I figured out how to kind of smile without displaying all my teeth."

What finally persuaded him to go through with the dental work? "The bottom line was, I was long overdue for a dentist appointment," he explains. He also realized that having properly aligned teeth might allow him to "express my emotions better" during performances.

Still another reason for the Virginia native (who is 90% deaf in one ear and was diagnosed with diabetes when he was a teen) to smile: He just signed a songwriting deal with Sony's publishing division and his "soulful-sounding" debut album is due early next year.

He finished in third place on Idol (behind runner-up Katharine McPhee and winner Taylor Hicks,) but so what? Says Yamin: "I feel like I am the winner." [People]

Normally, I wouldn't give two shits

...about Tori Spelling's Garage Sale... but, the fact that it made it into People mag's spotlight stumps me... ponderous, man. Fucking ponderous.

At about 6:30 a.m. on Friday morning, nearly 60 people began lining up in front of Tori Spelling's modest home in Studio City, Calif., for her yard sale in hopes of finding a piece of Donna Martin to take home for their own. Unfortunately those Beverly Hills, 90210 fans were a bit disappointed as the majority of the memorabilia included signed scripts (for $100) and signed photos of Tori and cast members (various prices). ...TV style expert Steven Cojocaru blurted out at one point, "Is this for charity? Or does it go to Tori?" A worker for the estate replied, "It's for Tori." Indeed, Spelling told PEOPLE on Thursday of the reason for the sale: "I'm having the sale because we're moving and my taste has changed. Plus I'm a notorious pack rat; I keep everything."

Best comment relating to this story goes out to Donna, who said: I wish I lived close by; I would go, buy something and then shit on it on her front lawn.

LOFL. Priceless.

Pam and Kid Create New Fad

How does the song go: "Breaking up is hard to do"? Well, not for these couples. Looks like Pammy and Kid have sparked a new Hollywood trend: Calling it quits.

This one's juicy:
Eddie Murphy and gal pal "Scary Spice" are going through a nasty-ass split. I mean, before we even knew they were 'officially' together, they were breaking up. Then, Scary and Eddie knocked themselves up (this is like Eddie's umpteenth kid) and now, Eddie's claiming -- not my kid -- wants a paternity test. Well, that was about all Scary could take:

Mel B has finally hit back at love rat Eddie Murphy, and she's done it in true Leeds style… Alongside lining up some of LA's top lawyers to make sure that he pays for the child, should the DNA evidence point to him, The Sun reports that Scary Spice has also branded him a "cheating lying scumbag!" She went on "He's going to get a shock if he thinks I'm going to take this lying down … he's the father of my baby and he knows it!" [mtv/uk]

This one was inevitable:
Vaughniston are no more. Apparently, this one's on Vince. He got a little down and dirty at a strip club (silly Vince, don't you know that's what did in Bennifer?) and Jen got wind of it. Now it seems there's another woman in the mix... and Jen won't be made a fool:

A report from Star Magazine contends that the reason they have announced the split this week is a story set to run in the entertainment lifestyle magazine this week.

Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn and Another Woman

It's a doozy and begins in Budapest, Hungary.The magazine had tracked a blog entry from a 20-year old beauty that claimed that she had spent the night with Vince Vaughn. Star reports that on Nov. 25, while dining in a local restaurant [lifestyleextra reports it was a strip club] with two pals, Vince befriended three female students at a nearby table — including the gal in question, Laura Mallory Lane, 20... Star obtained an e-mail (see here) sent to a large number of Lane's friends, in which she breathlessly detailed meeting Vince in Budapest on the evening of Saturday, Nov. 25; how they ended up "messing around" together in Vince's hotel suite that night; and how Vince sweetly kissed her goodbye as he walked her out of the hotel early Sunday morning.
She notes in that e-mail that they didn't have sex but they did watch the sunrise together in Vince's "gigantic beautiful bed."Lane also added, according to Star "...and yes, we talked about Jen." [nat'l ledger]

This one is so-so:
Lance Bass and his boy toy have seemed to gone separate ways... but wait... they now say it ain't so... But you know next week, it will be back off again:

Just a day after Bass' rep told TMZ that the couple had broken up, Lance took to his MySpace page to set the record, er, straight; "Reichen and I have gone through a few rough days ... I have no doubt things will work out. We are very mature and deal with things the right way." [tmz]

Wow, someone is delusional

Someone give this girl a reality check.

"If I could gain five to 10 pounds, it would probably go straight to my boobs and a - -. I would be the happiest girl in Hollywood, trust me. I'd have this sick bod because I'd be the skinny girl with big boobs and a cute butt."

- Ellen Pompeo, of 'Grey's Anatomy,' in Playboy

TC taunts The Big O

Oprah wasn't invited to TC and Katie's wedding in Italy so you'd think they would have invited her to the big bash they are having this weekend in LA, right? Not so, folks. Apparently TC is really angry with O cause when she was out and about hawking the release of the Oprah DVDs, she supposedly said on some talk show that she didn't buy TC's appearance on her show, that he was way over the top and was super fake. Hmmm...doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's talk show last year.

Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited.

On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited. [Starpulse]

I'll be expecting more Suri pics

Looks like the whirlwind wedding festivities of TomKat ain't over. They are throwing a party in LA this weekend to celebrate with those folks who didn't make it to Italy a couple of weeks ago.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning another wedding party to take place December 9 at his producing partner Paula Wagner’s Beverly Hills mansion, Cruise’s rep confirms to Us exclusively. The bash is for friends and family who couldn’t attend the couple's nuptials last month in Italy.

The party is fresh on the heels of the couple's 13-day honeymoon. The new Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise spent November 19 to December 1 in the Maldives on the Arctic P, a yacht with an onboard doctor (for Suri) and spa therapist.

"It was a family occasion," says a source. "They played with Suri all the time, filming her on a camcorder." On Thanksgiving, the group visited a Fesdu Island resort where, says a source, "they sunbathed by the pool, read philosophy books and went snorkeling in the lagoon. Later, they took Suri for a swim." [Us Weekly]

At least they are keeping the Hep C in the family

Looks like Pam and Tommy Lee are back to canoodling just a week after Pam and Kid Rock announced their divorce. Here they are at their son's football game.

Mariah wears puppies on her feet

WTF is this? Mariah should be cited for commiting many crimes against humanity and animals here: wearing a mid-riff top, wearing a sparkly barrette, and wearing puppies on her feet! SOMEONE TACKLE HER and put an end to this MADNESS!!!



SAVE THE PUPPIES!!!

Unleaded or Premium?

Imagine if you had to pump gas under these conditions? I'm not showing my soft side and lending Paris and BritBrit sympathy -- under any circumstances. Believe me. But, how much of a schmuck do you have to be if your chosen career involves stalking someone for a picture and engaging in a fight over the hood of their car whilst wrestling with a fuel pump? Might wanna reconsider your list of priorities fellas. Just saying, is all.

He gets points

Normally I don't find Jamie Kennedy entertaining,
but this is funny shit.