Friday, December 08, 2006

Secret signs and the abundance of the fug

Katie is totally making some sort of secret hand gesture that must mean SAVE ME FROM THIS HELLHOLE with her left hand in these pics. And Marc Anthony just turned up the fright level of these pics about three-fold. And what is J.Blo wearing? We all know what TC is wearing: a girdle underneath that suit. And why won't Katie just trample all over these people? She really needs to start using her giant status. And what the hell are these people doing together? They don't even know each other!






In this pic, TC is showing off his chompers, proving to some bystander that he will eat him alive if he were to fuck with TC. Katie is wholeheartedly agreeing.

4 comments:

Nicole said...

seriously, i wanna know how this foursome hooked up. maybe jlo and nosferatu are on the scientology fast track now, too? sheesh, tc is gettin' everyone on board: will smith/jada pinkett, posh & becks, and now these two.

Anonymous said...

how can you not think j-lo looks great?!!!

johnny

Anonymous said...

The pic where TC and Katie are about to eat each other's faces is scaring me.

Anonymous said...

I heard a hysterical story about how the movie producer was giving this great speech at the premier, and TC yelled over her, "hey Kate, check out Will Smith, come say hi!"

If it's true, I am so happy. Ass.

-Karen