The GRAMMY Red Carpet: Live

Let's get it started...

 

Oh, dear Lord... who let these fools in? Way to class it up.

  

Liberace: Model 2010.

  

Imogen Heap arrives with a useless umbrella 

and looking as if she was caught in a bear trap. 

Best quote of the the night: "For her second outfit of the night, they're just gonna spray her down with glue and run her through a Build-A-Bear Workshop." -- Stephen Colbert, re: Lady GaGa's attire.

One of my all-time faves, Mr. M-R-A-Z. ;)

 

Lea Michelle, looking fabulous. Three for three. 

 

Katy Perry in Zac Posen, I think. One word: Fugly. 

She should never wear this color again.

 

And hear she is with her fiance, Russell Brand, 

who looks like he showered... a little. 

  

Usher and Mya. 

Usher usually dresses so well, but I'm not digging this. 

 

Heidi Klum raided Pam Anderson's closet for this tacky number.

I don't know who this couple is, 

but they both have issues with their footwear.

 

Beyonce. This gown has lovely detail, 

I'm just not crazy about the shade. 

 

Pink. I like this gown. It's interesting. Like the shades.

Carrie Underwood. Liking the neckline on this dress.

Much prettier on camera than in this photo.

  

Lady GaGa -- in, wait for it, Armani! I actually like this. LOL. 

Maybe there's something in my nasal spray, but I think this is fun. 

Granted, she's going to impale someone on whatever that thing is... 

But, it's classic Lady GaGa. 

 

Live Blogging the GRAMMY's Red Carpet Tonite at 6pm EST

You know it's gonna be a train wreck of fashion mishaps. So, make sure to make Joan & Melissa your go-to spot for snarky red carpet gossip and observations galore. See you soon!

There is a God

Samantha Harris is leaving Dancing with the Stars. Finally -- no more awkward segues, no more bad backstage interviews, no more live flubbing and missing cues. The only thing I'll miss was her fabulous taste in clothes.

After eight seasons in the ballroom, the “Dancing with the Stars” co-host will not return to the ABC reality series for the show’s upcoming tenth season, Access Hollywood has confirmed. “[‘Dancing with the Stars’] could not have been more of a dream job,” Harris told People. “I loved every single second of it and I’ve made lifelong friends at the show.” [access hollywood]

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Ugly Betty Deemed Too Ugly to Be on TV Any Longer

Was anyone still watching? I forgot it was even still on...

"Ugly Betty" has gone out of fashion. ABC has decided not to continue the show beyond its current fourth season. The cast and crew were informed of the news Wednesday morning. The series finale will air in April. With four episodes still left to produce, executive producer Silvio Horta said they will be able to send "Ugly Betty" off in style. [la times]

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Lady GaGa to Join X-Factor Panel?

Look, Simon -- you're enlisting one whackjob to be a judge. Do you really have room for two?

The coveted female judge slot on “X-Factor” could go to creatively attired singer Lady Gaga. Reports coming out of the U.K. claim Simon Cowell has already offered her the job. She’d certainly be good television, but if she was asked and does accept, it could be bad news for Paula Abdul, who’s also said to be a contender for the spot. “There’s not room for both Paula and Lady Gaga,” said one source close to Cowell. “It would definitely be an either-or situation.” [msnbc]

Keep the snake in its cage

This morning, Joan and I had a little discussion about what possibly happens in the mind of one sex addict, David Duchovney.


Melissa: I just got back from the break room and the TV was on Regis & Kelly. David Duchovney is guest hosting with Kelly and Claire Danes is the guest. Do you think he's constantly thinking about boning both of them?

Joan: Yes, yes I do. Lol. I think he thinks about boning the mailman.

Melissa: God, I hope they don't have a dog.

OH HELL NO

What will they think of next??? These are just bad, bad, bad for society. Tasteless at the very least.

OH HELL NO

Like Joan said, goes to show that you can slap the word Chanel on anything and you can charge an arm and leg for it. This is disgusting. I've seen better on Etsy at 1% of the cost of these pieces of crap. From bluefly.com, in case you're interested in purchasing.

Is Justin trying to hit that?

If so, hey Meryl, GO FOR IT.



I have to add that the denim shirt on Justin is awful.

An Open Letter to Rachel Zoe

EAT SOMETHING!

The 2010 SAG Awards: Fashion Report

I totally dropped the ball on this one. Thought it was tonight, instead of last night. Ah, well...can't win 'em all. Here's a red carpet rundown of last night's SAG Awards.

Anna Kendrick, in a purple silk chiffon bustier Alberta Ferretti gown, looking lovely. A definite improvement from last week's Golden Globes.

Anna Paquin, in an SS10 Alexander McQueen snake print dress that is just totally an assault on the eyes. Last week was much, much better than this one.

Christina Applegate, looking lovely in a Roberto Cavalli sky blue silk chiffon gown and knowing how to do it just right. Always a hit on the red carpet.

 What a difference a week makes. Diane Kruger finally gets it right in this lovely maze-colored gown.

Oh, boy. Drew, I will take last week's sea urchin details over this awful number. It's hard to believe one of my all-time favorite designers is responsible for this travesty: Monique Lhuillier-- what were you thinking???

Christina Hendricks, getting it right again. Lovely as ever.

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Jane Krakowski, hitting the mark yet again. Methinks that fiance of hers is definitely making the right impact on her styling. Brava!

Sofia Vegara. Last week's dress was just as confusing as this Carolina Hererra gown. The oddly matched colors just don't do it for me. Sorry.

Kiera Sedgewick in Vera Wang. Love it. Love the column of ruffles at the bottom, that lovely tule sash at the top and the jewel at the waist. Two thumbs up.

Lea Michelle in a lovely emerald chiffon ruffle Catherine Malandrino gown. This gal just knows how to do it right. So looking forward to her red carpet future.

 Mo'nique. I prefer this look over last week's. It fits her just right and is totally flattering. Trust a big gal when I say -- it's hard to make white look slimming. She did it just right!

Awk--ward. "We both screwed Tom Cruise." 

Sandra Bullock... I dunno. I just don't get her sense of style -- just like I don't get that husband of hers. But, she sees something in him -- just like she sees something in this dress. Go figure.

Oh, Hallelujah and Amen! She got the memo. Hail Tina Fey for getting it right this week. See, Tina! You can do a color and get it right. Thanks to the brave stylist who set her straight.

Oh, you can't take Tracy anywhere --  but wherever you take him, you're gonna have fun.

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Keep this sausage away from me

We're not fans of sausages (the ones that come in casings, that is), and this one looks particularly nasty.


If you really fancy one, you can order it here.

Hot damn!

Time for a little Sawyer hotness. And Lost is just a couple of weeks away, on Feb 2. We're hoping for tons of sweaty shirtless Sawyer on this last season of Lost.

I'm seriously curious as to who the dude in the speedo is on the right?

Josh Holloway is venturing into modeling again, stepping in front of the camera for the second time for Davidoff Cool Water cologne for the scent’s newest campaign. The ads will feature the 40-year-old star looking tanned, buff, brooding and shirtless with the sea as a backdrop — just like his character Sawyer on Lost. “I am very honored to represent Davidoff Cool Water again for this new campaign. Cool Water represents power, masculinity and freshness. That’s what the ocean is to me. The power of Cool is back!” says Holloway in a statement. The Hawaii resident and extreme-sports fan continues, “I love Cool Water because it is simple, powerful and timeless. To me, the Cool Water man is not someone who is trying to be cool, he is someone who is comfortable with his masculinity.” The campaign was shot by famed fashion photographer Mikael Jansson on the luscious beaches of Hawaii, with the ads breaking this week. [People]

Hey Joan, check it out

The Douche is back.



On that note, this begs to remind us of our favorite Constantine moment:

Mo'nique lets it all hang out

Dang yo! Mo'nique showed off her mad hairy legs at the Golden Globes on Sunday. She could have paid anyone to wax those legs of hers. It's kinda hilarious that she showed them off.




Apparently, this wasn't her first time mentioning hairy legs:

It is not the first time the actress and comedian, real name Monique Imes, has revealed her lack of grooming.
During a 2006 appearance on U.S. talk show The View, she told host Barbara Walters:
'I must show America what a real leg looks like … because it's too much in the morning, every morning, to shave, to cut, you got Band-aids baby.'

All's I gotta say to this is: AMEN SISTA!