Live Blogging the OSCARS 2011 Red Carpet

It's the big night... and they're starting to arrive. Let's get to it!

Jennifer Lawrence. Yawn... in Calvin Klein. Booooorring.

Melissa Leo. Ehhhhhhhhhh. Not thrilled. And she's going to win in this. I might have chosen something else if I were her.

Hailee Steinfeld in Marchesa. Very retro. Very pretty. Such an improvement. 

Mila Kunis in Elie Saab. Lookin' good in pale lavender. She is spilling out a little too much. Hope there's no wardrobe malfunction.

Anne Hathaway. That red floral bump on the side is unfortunate.

Michelle Williams in Chanel. Eh... So far, I'm not wowed. how boringggggg is michelle williams? so boring. sooooooo boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Amy Adams in L'Wren Scott. It's a great color. I wouldn't have done the necklace on top of all that bead work. Otherwise, home run!

Jennifer Hudson in a tangerine Versace gown. Really very pretty, if a little too low cut.

Javiar showed up with Penelope. who, of course, doesn't even look like she gave birf a month ago.  Penelope's dress is Miss America material. or it looks like something sofia vegara (or whatever her name is from Modern Family) would wear.

same with celine dion, who pushed out twin pups like 3 months ago. WTFFFFFFFFFFFF? hey, it's celine and her grandpa. i mean, her husband.

Nicole Kidman snatched the runner off the table at the hotel and draped it around her. awful.

Scarlett looks like something the cat dragged in.

mila is my fave dressed, so far.

marisa tomei may tie nicole kidman as my worst dressed.

gwennie looks great. love that silver dress. she looks like a futuristic column.

is it weird that guiliana isn't interviewing celebs and only ryan is? you'd think with the number of celebs turning out for this thing, they would need both of them doing it.

kelly osbourne is useless.

russell brand showed up sans katy perry and with his mom. like joan told me.... perhaps the rumors of trouble in paradise are true?

halle berry is gorgeous and never ages, but i'm sooooo bored of her as well.

cate blancett looks like a space cadet who was painting the ceiling of her space ship yellow when some paint dripped on her shoulders. and that circular cutout in front of the dress is just plain odd.

natalie portman showed up. she's played this award season well -- timing her pregnancy with all of the hoopla that the movie has gotten. people don't love anything more than a knocked up hollywood darling making all the rounds and appearances with an out-to-there bump. well played, natalie. well played. good dress too.

Sandra Bullock. Missing what would have been her best accessory... Ryan Reynolds.