Kiss of Death

Welp, he's gone and done it... gotten ink of Nicole's name on his arm. Joan, this one's for you. But just remember these and these.

Hey Joan, have you been feeding your man?

George is looking a little skeletal lately. He's heading in the direction of lollipop-head.

John Mayer needs copies of these photos

So he can see exactly the hot mess he's been dating since he misplaced his brain and Jessica started sucking the life out of him.



Although these two last pics might actually reinforce exactly why he's dating her...

Where are TC's Scientology minders?

Talk about making a huge deal out of nothing, but the word is that Katie seems to be getting chummy with co-star. The signs? Apparently there has been arm-touching and talking. Wow... stop the presses.

Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with her Mad Money co-star Adam Rothenberg, according to Life & Style, which reports that the twosome has been throwing more into their romantic performances than the movie script calls for.

“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion,” a “set insider” told L&S. “They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”

Cruise’s rep insists that the Top Gun star isn’t worried.

“He is very confident in his relationship with Katie and supportive of her time working on the set,” she said.

“There’s definitely been some off-camera flirting,” the insider told the magazine, however. “One day, Katie was touching Adam’s arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody.” [MSNBC]

Posh-Bot and Becks will move very close to TomKat

What a shocker. Looks like things are gonna get cozy once the Beckhams move their asses to LA. Check out their palatial digs. Gorgeous kitchen that Posh ain't evah gonna step foot in.

Uh, Beyonce is insane

WTF is going on here?

Posh-Bot and her boobs land in LA

Posh has landed in LA to sign the paperwork to purchase the Spanish villa-style house her and Becks have chosen in Beverly Hills.

If I were them, I'd so sue...

To get a piece of the profits. Get yours here.


And get yours here.

Well, this was a bad decision

Becks in platinum blonde does not look good.

No wonder he's always smilin'

Well, first off, Sangay confirms that he ain' teh ghey. I ain't buyin' it.

As one of American Idol's most polarizing figures, fans either love or hate Sanjaya Malakar – but he says he's always been popular with women.

"I've always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women," Malakar tells PEOPLE in its new issue.

Malakar, whose parents divorced when he was 3, says his ease with women comes from being close to his mom and his sister, Shyamali, who were his biggest influence growing up in Seattle. But getting along with girls didn't always work to his benefit.

"I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women," the phenomenally popular American Idol castoff says. "I think that's why guys didn't like me – because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them."

As for his dating past, Malakar, who is now 17, says: "I had a girlfriend but she became clingy, and I didn't want to get into a really serious relationship because I was 16. Before his arrival on the hit FOX show, "I just wanted to date and have fun," he says. [People]

And if that wasn't catty enough, here's some juicy gossip... It appears that Sangay's mom was arrested for GROWING POT a couple of years ago. Looks like his step-father and sister were all involved!

Sanjy's mom, Jillian Blith, used to be a pot-growing potentate -- and that his sister Shyamali was no stranger to the art of toking herself.

The Momjaya was pinched by the Pierce County Sheriff's Department in February 2005 in Pierce County, Wash. after they found 310 marijuana plants -- and the Sis-jaya keeping watch with a bag of weed and "smoking devices" -- in the Malakar family garage, as the National Enquirer first smoked out today.

But -- buzzkill -- Shyamali, who was arrested for possession, directed the cops to another green-growing facility nearby, where they arrested Blith and her husband, Charles Quist (Sanjaya's stepdad). Quist's mugshot, obtained by TMZ, bears a striking resemblance to Gary Sinise, a very blitzed Gary Sinise. (We're told there's a mugshot of Shyamali, but it can't be made public because she was only 17 at the time of the bust.)

Blith could've gone to jail for up to five years after pleading guilty to one felony count of unlawful manufacturing of a controlled substance, but got off with a relatively mellow 30-day sentence. [TMZ]

I just lost my breakfast

The poster for the upcoming J.Lo/Skeletor flick. Brace yourself.

The years have not been kind to Val

Uh, WTF happened to Val Kilmer. He's lookin' like a beached whale.


The hottie Val from yesteryear seems long gone.

Makes a great gift

The Alec Baldwin Talking Doll.

An Open Letter to Alec Baldwin

In light of recent events, I've been inspired to pen the following epistle to the most famous of Baldwins:

Dear Alec,

GO F*CK YOURSELF...
Sincerely,
--Joan.

For those of you unfamiliar with Alec's most recent rant, here's some back story: As part of Alec Baldwin's custody agreement, he has set times to speak with his 11-year-old daughter via telephone. Here's what happens when Ireland Baldwin isn't around to get her dad's call:

An enraged Alec Baldwin unleashed a volcanic tirade of threats and insults on his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, calling her a "thoughtless little pig," and bashing her mother Kim Basinger -- and TMZ has obtained the whole thing unfiltered and raw. And we've learned, a family law judge was so alarmed after hearing the tape, she has temporarily barred Baldwin from having any contact with his child. After Ireland failed to answer her father's scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying "Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone," adding, "you have insulted me for the last time." Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, "I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do." The irate Baldwin went on to say, "You've made me feel like s**t" and threatened to "straighten your ass out." "This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother," screamed Baldwin, "and you do it to me constantly over and over again."Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, "You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me." That's tomorrow. [tmz]

I'm done defending Alec Baldwin... when taken in conjunction, his cumulated tirades conclude he's both insane and a friggin' bastard. He's certainly not going to win father of the year. But you know what suffers most from all of this: 30 ROCK. It was just gettin' good, dammit.

The effects of TC sucking the life out of Katie

Even after a steak dinner, Katie still looks like she hasn't slept in days.

Papa Joe's head probably exploded

Jessica went out the other night and had the girls out, front and center.

Goatboy has a really hot girlfriend

Elliot "Goatboy" Yamin from last season's American Idol has a really hot girlfriend. I do remember reading somewhere that she's a model. That ain't no lie. She's pretty damn hot. Here they are at the third annual Beach Ball Festival (whatever that is) in Miami.

They would make a cute couple

Jake awarded Jen with the Vanguard award last night at the GLAAD Media Awards. I'm not exactly sure why Jen won the Vanguard since it's for people that spread gay awareness and I'm not sure how she does that. But regardless, here they are looking kinda cute together.

The hotness

I first saw Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful which contained some pretty hot sex scenes with him and Diane Lane. Then he was Kylie Minogue's boyfriend. Now he's a hotty kicking around a soccer ball in Malibu. Yum.

Sangay's twins

Looks like there are a couple of dudes that can pass for Sangay's long-lost brothers: Pedro, from Napoleon Dynamite, and Nacho Libre's friend.