Friday, May 05, 2006

Riding the bus to hell...


Look. It's been clear to Melissa and I for a long time that we've got two first-class tickets on a bus ride to hell. So, keeping that in mind, you'll have no problem reading through these just plain awful and mean-spirited comments regarding our favorite goat boy, Elliott Yamin...

Nuray: Looking at Elliott’s mouth is like shining a flashlight into your garbage disposal.

Allison: I’ve got a theory on why Elliott comes across as lacking personality.
Last night it dawned on me that his body and voice have personality,
but he has dead eyes. His eyes don’t convey any emotion whatsoever.
He looks like a deer in headlights from the nose up.
Nicole: Elliot has dead eyes... This doesn't bode well.
Peggy:
Yes. Dead BUG eyes.
Nuray:
Dead billy goat eyes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

For those of you who don't know, that clever little Nuray is all mine!!!

Johnny