The prisoner escapes...

Putting an end to the "shackled in the attic like Mrs. Rochester" rumors, Katie Holmes (very soon to be the new Mrs. Cruise) arrived at the Mi3 premiere all aglow. Sporting the baby weight, she looked smashing (in my opinion the extra pounds suit her...) in a black number and white heels. Course, the PDAs were numerous and quite nauseating. As has been Tom Cruise's recent press junket for the latest installment in the Mission Impossible series. If you need proof of just how nauseating TC can be, watch this. But don't say I didn't warn ya.

The red carpet parade into the premiere was fraught with many a car-jumping extravaganza and the tonsil-touching twosome wowed the crowds by displaying their hot Scientology love for one another. All of TC's high-level operative thetan friends came out to show their support (Jenna Elfman, Lea Remini, Kirstie Alley, Catherine Bell) or maybe they were programmed to come. Who knows...? Enjoy the pictorial diary of events... but remember to keep the antacids on hand. You'll need them. --Joan.

The overly staged arrival...

The kiss no one needed to see...

Katie, still being led around like a child...

Doofus.

Car jumping...