Tuesday, April 18, 2006

With him, you just never ever know

In the recent GQ interview, Tom Cruise "joked" that would eat the placenta after Katie pops out that alien child of theirs.


Tom Cruise has claimed he will eat the placenta after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: "I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: "OK, maybe I won't." [The Sun]

I totally think he's got the potential to just grab that placenta when it comes out, bury his face into it, take a huge bloody bite, growl and raise the placenta above his head and give out the loudest snarl he can muster.

"LONG LIVE XENU!"

3 comments:

Nicole said...

ok. even though he was joking... i'm still creeped out. that bottom pic is creeeeeeeeepy.

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww. Didn't sound like he was joking.

Anonymous said...

They should plant it in the yard and see if a monkey grows.

Johnny