If this is true, clearly what BritBrit is going through is too serious for rehab to be able to fix. Girl needs intervention and therapy, fast.
Britney Spears has reportedly tried to kill herself while in Promises Rehabilitation Clinic according to reports. Spears, who entered rehab for undisclosed reasons, reportedly wrote the number 666 on her head after screaming "I am the Antichrist!" throughout the clinic. "Later that night she tried to kill herself." a source told News of the World magazine. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." After the near-death event, Spears called her ex-husband Kevin Federline on the phone and was begging for him to father another child with her. "Britney has realized what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently." a source at the clinic told News of the World. "She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage." "She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him." [ac]Um, so, here's why this is probably untrue:
*No one, not even Brit, can claim that KFed is 'a rock' -- since he's a disaster himself.
*She's the one who thinks having another baby will solve everything? When we're pretty sure he knocked her up cause he has magic sperm -- hell, I don't even wanna be in the same town as KFed, lest his mere proximity should impregnate me.
*Can you even kill yourself with a bedsheet? It would take some doing, methinks. Not impossible, but I don't think she has the skill to pull it off.
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i think she may have serious issues and actually have tried to kill herself... or, just as likely, she has serious issues but the whole suicide thing is just a publicity stunt to ensure there's some credence given to the whole post-pardum depression theory on her mental state... she'll rehab, get on some medici and then have an exclusive, become a spokesperson for post-pardum, make fun of tom cruise and then be loved once more.
johnny
Another reason this isn't true -- you do not get phone priviledges at Promises, so there is no way she is on the phone to Kevin every night. I have friend who worked there through college...
thanks for ruining it for us teresa!
johnny
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