Enough with this kid

OK. This cryin' Idol fan needs to get back to selling girl scout cookies and get off my damn TV already. Why they're spending so much time on this non-story is beyond me. As if it's not enough that she's going to be on the season finale, we gotta put up with her crying jags for God knows how long.

You might not recognize her with dry eyes, but we followed 13-year-old “Idol” fan Ashley Ferl and her brother, mother and father as they hit New York City like Sanjaya Malakar hits the salon — with energy. She signed her first autograph and after talking to the TODAY show it only took a few minutes for a sightseeing bus to recognize Ashley from her memorable TV debut....“I got all their autographs,” she enthused. “I got earrings from Paula Abdul. [NO DOUBT IT'S THAT CRAP SHE'S HOCKING ON QVC] They’re like hearts.”...Ashley does have her toes and braces coordinated in “Idol” blue. And, she is Sanjaya Malakar’s biggest supporter despite his many critics. “I just like go ‘you’re wrong,’” she says when confronted with a Sanjaya doubter. “Or, I ignore them.” So what is it about him that she likes so much? “His voice and his hair and his personality, just everything,” she said. “He’s just like — phenomenal.” [msnbc]

Oh, suckah please.