Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Everyone's got a sex tape -- even the dead!


Poor Marilyn Monroe will never rest in peace. As if the recent LaLohan and JessaMess Simpson reinterpretations of her famous photo shoots weren't sacrilege enough, now comes the surfacing of a sex tape wherein Marilyn is seen engaging in felatio. I'm sorry, but that totally trumps BigAss Kardashian and MoleFace Hilton's sex romps. Sorry gals, keep trying.

The secret footage depicting famous actress Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex isn’t secret anymore. Since it was sold for $1.5 million to a wealthy New York businessman a month ago everybody knows of the film’s existence, but the new owner firmly stated that he'ill keep the footage secret out of respect for Monroe. So don’t try to search it on YouTube, because you won’t find it, yet … However, it seems that it will only be a mater of time until the video will make it to the public eye....However, if the businessman who bought the 15-minute, black and white film did it to make sure that it doesn’t fall in the wrong hands, why was the whole story of the movie revealed....The story published by the New York Post says that the film was recorded in the 1950s and shows the blonde actress on her knees and engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man. Monroe is with her clothes on in the film and the man’s face is cut from the frame for the entire 15 minutes. The details also hint that the film might be the result of the efforts made by then FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, a big Kennedy rival, to prove the affair between JFK and Monroe was real. [eflux]


OMG. Imagine if that's Kennedy's wang? Damn. The 60s were swingin'!


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LEAVE. HER. ALONE. ALREADY.
~Jen

Anonymous said...

Jen, I couldn't have said it any better myself. I love MM to death, and this is both shocking and upsetting to me. I really hope whoever purchased this tape doesn't sell out for more money. She died in such an untimely and unexplained way, just let the girl rest in peace!!

Anonymous said...

UPDATE! - good news! Defamer supposedly got a few Marilyn experts together and they're pretty much saying the video is a hoax, and the "Marilyn" in the tape was another person... I hope this is true!!

Anonymous said...

she's dead, she doesn't care... let the video come to light :)

johnny