Welp, we got 'em...

...but not saying how we're actually gonna see any of the show, considering our fab seats. JLev and I will be in the same room as George Michael this coming July, but we're gonna need a heat-seeking device, some binoculars and an infrared camera to find his ass on the stage. LOL. We're about as far away from the stage as you can physically get... in fact, I'm not even sure it's technically inside the building. We may be on the roof. These are perhaps the worst seats in the garden, and yours truly snagged 'em. Jealous? (I hadda call Asheville NC for these babies. That's how fast these tix were sellin' -- so take that all you naysayers... George is back in a big 'ol way. Now, let's just hope he doesn't get involved in another DUI before then and have to cancel our show.) To give you some idea of how fucked up our seats are, I've organized a handy chart for your perusal. Enjoy ;)