Wednesday, December 24, 2008

D to the BAG

Oh, man. WHAT A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG. Lance Armstrong knocked up his GF of 5 months. This will be his 4th child. What makes him an uber doucheybaggy is that HE LEFT Sheryl Crow because she wanted a family. NICE.

Lance Armstrong is gearing up for another birth cycle. The seven-time Tour De France champion, in the middle of training for a return to professional cycling, is expecting his first child with girlfriend Anna Hansen, E! News confirmed Tuesday. This will be the fourth child for the 37-year-old testicular-cancer survivor. He has three with ex-wife Kristin Richards: 9-year-old twin daughters, Isabelle and Grace, and an 11-year-old son, Luke. "Anna and I are thrilled to confirm that we are expecting in June and our families are ecstatic and grateful," Armstrong said in a statement. "We are very much looking forward to what 2009 brings on many fronts. We appreciate respecting our privacy, as we are both eager to celebrate the holidays as a family." [e!]

1 comment:

Unknown said...

the dude's 50, sits on a bicycle seat all day (major reason why the adult youth of france are supposedly having low counts), has only one nut and has been on steroids to battle cancer... as well as steroids to battle the tour de france. how can his boys possibly swim?