2009 Grammy's: Red Carpet Arrivals...

Hmm. Breaking News per E! -- apparently Chris Brown got into an altercation with a woman last night after leaving Clive Davis' party. Rhianna announced that she's not going attend the Grammy's tonite. Coincidence? Um, probably not.

Carrie Underwood accepting her Grammy at the pre-show ceremony. She's dressing way too old lately. That gown has Reba McEntire written all over it.



There's just so much to say. Do I start with the Bride of Frankenstein hairdo or the ridiculous embellishments that seem to be strangling her?

Leona Lewis -- will take the Best New Artist Grammy home -- and if I hear that damn song one more time, I'ma gonna lose my mind, up in here, up in here.

Loves me some Jason Mraz. If anyone's deserving of a Grammy -- it's this hardworkin' guy.


Red Carpet Observation: Coldplay just arrived, dressed in four very pastel-colored jackets. They look like an M&M advertisement. Not right.



Zooey Deschanel and her fiance from some band whose name I never remember.

Sir Paul "You want a piece of this" McCartney.


Ahhhh. The Rock God -- Robert Plant and Allison Krauss. (If you haven't heard their CD Raising Sand -- what are you waitin' for?)


20-year-old Adele -- up for Best New Artist... which is mostly British (including Leona Lewis and Duffy as well...)

Duffy, up for Best New Artist.


Sheryl Crow, lookin' gorg.

Katie Perry and MYA -- who, incidentally, is due today. Who leaves the house when you're 88 gazillion months pregnant? And in a dress like that no less?

Estelle -- I can't get that song out of my head. And I actually don't mind.


More BREAKING NEWS... Chris Brown, who was to perform, is going to be replaced by either Justin Timberlake or Al Green. Rhianna's people are saying she's in no shape to show up at all. WHAT THE F HAPPENED???? Sheesh.

Look at her -- Cyndi's still got it. Ow!

Better look at Katie Perry's dress, which is kinda fab.