Does WEtv have money to burn?

Does anyone care if Shannen Doherty gets married -- again? More importantly, is anyone interested in watching a reality show about the planning of said marriage? (Those are rhetorical questions, btw.)

Doherty, 40, will star in her own WEtv reality series about her life with her fiancé, celebrity photographer Kurt Iswarienko, Entertainment Weekly reports. The unscripted show will go behind-the-scenes as the actress plans her big day – from wedding planners to her wedding dress – and renovates her Malibu home. [people]

OMG, I couldn't give less of a shit. There really was nothing better on WE's programming roster than this? I'd rather watch Luke Perry give lifeless readings from Leaves of Grass than sit through this shit. For real.

And, who are we kidding anyway? If she actually makes it to the alter, it will be a miracle. OK, for argument's sake, say she does make it to the alter -- I give this marriage 6 months, tops.


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