Stuff we could give two shits about...

To be honest, not even one shit. I'd say approximately half-a-shit.

• Vanessa Hudgens Feels "Like a Soccer Mom" With New Haircut 

• How Selena Gomez Will Spend Her 19th Birthday

• Which Thigh-Grazing Mini Looks Best on Kim Kardashian?

• Is Demi Lovato, 18, Hooking Up With Ryan Phillippe, 36?

• "Friday" Singer Rebecca Black Releasing New Single "My Moment"