So not shocking

So TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson's new girfriend is pregs. Doesn't he already have like 8 kids?

A headline that we can do without

Lisa Rinna Tells the Truth about Her Lips

Say this for Lisa Rinna: She has loose lips as far as her thick lips are concerned.

"That's the pink elephant in the room," the actress, 45, said on Monday's Today show. "This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips."

It all started 23 years ago, said Rinna as her husband, former L.A. Law star Harry Hamlin, watched from the wings. "I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip."

The look she was after was what Barbara Hershey had in the Bette Midler movie Beaches, "plump and beautiful," said Rinna. "I was gullible enough to go and do it."

Not that she was dissatisfied with the outcome. She loved the look, which, she noted, "Made me who I am."

But then the silicone hardened, and the look of the scar tissue was no longer plump and beautiful. Next came a cortisone injection, and that was "gross," she said.

But that, in a nutshell, is the saga of Rinna's pucker apparatus. "I do not blow up and down my lips," she assured fans.

There to promote her book, Rinnavation, due to be published Tuesday, Rinna – who also appears in a Playboy spread this month that her husband described as "awesome" – discussed the book's self-help points. This includes how she got her sex drive back after having children, "or else risk losing Harry," as well as diet and fitness advice. [People]

How messy is it if the cops can't tell if it's been ransacked?

So Lindsay Lohan's house was supposedly broken into and ransacked. When the cops got there, they asked: "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" Tee hee.

Lindsay Lohan's housekeeping abilities have come under fire by no less a clean-up patrol than the Los Angeles Police.

On Tuesday, reports the Associated Press, officers responded to a 3 p.m. call from a security company that the burglar alarm went off at the star's Hollywood residence. There, officers reportedly discovered evidence of a potential break-in and what was termed a ransacking.

Only it wasn't a ransacking – just a typical mess in the house, police tell the AP. The condition of the home prompted those on the scene to ask, "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" said Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner.

It was determined that the alarm simply must have tripped. Nothing was stolen, and Lohan, 22, was not home at the time. Her rep did not respond to calls requesting comment. [People]

Either fire your stylists -- or hire one

Both Rihanna and Kirsten Dunst need fashion rehab -- stat. Perhaps they need light bulbs in their homes cause it truly looks like they got dressed in the dark. Kirsten's dress looks like something someone wore on the Titanic. Rihanna's get-ups cannot even garner any words for how awful they are.

By George, I Think He's Got It -- and I want It.

Brilliant casting... I must say it again. Robert Downey Jr as Holmes and Jude Law as Watson... some new stills have been released to whet our appetites for a winter holiday release... I'm counting the minutes!

Warner Bros. Pictures have unleashed a batch of new images from "Sherlock Holmes" through USA Today. Most of the photos take their focus on the two main characters, Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock and Jude Law's Dr. Watson...The freshly-released pictures tease on some of the actions to be seen as well as the drama to be expected. In one of the images, Sherlock is captured practicing his bartitsu skills in fighting two baddies who are blocking his way through the catacombs of London's St. Paul's Cathedral. In another one, he and Adler flee for their lives "during a harrowing sequence inside a pig slaughterhouse."...Along with the pictures, USA Today included a detailed set report. The "Early Look" piece described how the set looks like and contained quotes from the set with director Guy Ritchie and the two stars, Downey Jr. and Law. ...The first major big-screen version of "Sherlock Holmes" in more than 20 years, "Sherlock Holmes" will present a new portrayal of Arthur Conan Doyle's most famous characters. The movie will see Sherlock Holmes and his partner Dr. Watson on their latest challenge. Having lethal fighting skills in addition to his legendary intellect, Holmes attempts to bring down a new nemesis and unravel a deadly plot that could destroy the country. This Warner Bros. film is due for U.S. release on December 25. [ace showbiz]

The Freaks Come Out at Night

Something very strange took place at the Met the other night. Their regularly scheduled Costume Gala took place, per usual. But, someone must have sent the guest list a memo to dress like mental patients. Here's proof they can follow directions to the letter.

ANNA WINTOUR

Melissa: wtf? she looks stiff as a board.
Joan: and this is the editor of Vogue...

KATE MOSS
Melissa: is kate moss trying to get tan using a dress made out of the same reflective material those sunning cardboard things used back in the 70s?

EMMA ROBERTS
Melissa: Is this a plastic dress?
Joan: I am extremely satisfied knowing she couldn't sit down all night.


MOLLY SIMMS
Melissa: CP3O
Joan: Gold lame is always wrong.

ANNE HATHAWAY
Melissa: elvira. wtf?!!!??
Joan: Anne Hath-to-go-away.

KATY PERRY
Melissa: Cleopatra?
Joan: Oddly enough, she looks normal compared to the other freaks of nature.

HELENA CHRISTENSEN AND ZAC POSEN
Joan: Zac sneaks a peek... Naughty Boy...

MADONNA
Joan: Queen Madge looking coo-coo nuts. As H-Bomb said: "It looks like every scrunchie she owned in the 80s took a giant steaming dump on her head."


RACHEL WEISZ
Joan: she looks like one of those really sad porcelain dolls...
that’s been left up in the attic too long.

BILLY JOEL AND KATIE LEE
Melissa: and oh look, it's billy joel and his daughter. oh wait, it's his WIFE:
Joan: lol. I’ll give her props for wearing a normal dress.

VICTORIA BECKHAM
Melissa: fake n' bake. and a hotel bed sheet.

RHIANNA
Joan: She's not just sampling Michael Jackson's music anymore,
she's now sampling his clothing.


TYRA BANKS
Joan: I do believe she's wearing a hair hat.


LEIGHTON MEESTER
Joan: All kindsa wrong.