The Freaks Come Out at Night

Something very strange took place at the Met the other night. Their regularly scheduled Costume Gala took place, per usual. But, someone must have sent the guest list a memo to dress like mental patients. Here's proof they can follow directions to the letter.

ANNA WINTOUR

Melissa: wtf? she looks stiff as a board.
Joan: and this is the editor of Vogue...

KATE MOSS
Melissa: is kate moss trying to get tan using a dress made out of the same reflective material those sunning cardboard things used back in the 70s?

EMMA ROBERTS
Melissa: Is this a plastic dress?
Joan: I am extremely satisfied knowing she couldn't sit down all night.


MOLLY SIMMS
Melissa: CP3O
Joan: Gold lame is always wrong.

ANNE HATHAWAY
Melissa: elvira. wtf?!!!??
Joan: Anne Hath-to-go-away.

KATY PERRY
Melissa: Cleopatra?
Joan: Oddly enough, she looks normal compared to the other freaks of nature.

HELENA CHRISTENSEN AND ZAC POSEN
Joan: Zac sneaks a peek... Naughty Boy...

MADONNA
Joan: Queen Madge looking coo-coo nuts. As H-Bomb said: "It looks like every scrunchie she owned in the 80s took a giant steaming dump on her head."


RACHEL WEISZ
Joan: she looks like one of those really sad porcelain dolls...
that’s been left up in the attic too long.

BILLY JOEL AND KATIE LEE
Melissa: and oh look, it's billy joel and his daughter. oh wait, it's his WIFE:
Joan: lol. I’ll give her props for wearing a normal dress.

VICTORIA BECKHAM
Melissa: fake n' bake. and a hotel bed sheet.

RHIANNA
Joan: She's not just sampling Michael Jackson's music anymore,
she's now sampling his clothing.


TYRA BANKS
Joan: I do believe she's wearing a hair hat.


LEIGHTON MEESTER
Joan: All kindsa wrong.