Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Please, please, please tell me why people take these tools seriously???


Ugh, more from the vapid, useless wastes of space Heidi and Spencer. A muzzle -- my kingdom for a muzzle!!!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Pratt shared some controversial views on a radio show earlier this week. In a Monday appearance on Alex Jones' radio show, Infowars, the couple revealed they feel 9/11 was an "inside job," say the idea that global warming exists is "mind boggling" and lament the "end of humanity."... "How are we so famous when...there's been nothing about the biggest bill since the Patriot Act being passed, [the Cap-and-Trade bill, which regulates carbon output, among other environmental issues] and nobody reading it," Spencer questions. [That's a good question: How ARE you so famous? - ed] "It's mind-boggling trying to say there's global warming right now." [Tell that to the polar bears, genius. - ed] Jones also brings up the idea of human microchip implantation to erase the need for credit cards or identification. Heidi is troubled by the idea. "This is very serious. It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshipping the Devil. So over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body," she says. "My body belongs to Jesus Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus, and I will speak out to Christians....this chip is the end of humanity." [Has Jesus heard that God-awful CD of yours? Talk about the end of humanity. - ed] Spencer backs up Jones' belief that 9/11 was an "inside job." "From your research, it 100 percent is," Spencer says, adding later: "I want to throw up." He also compares The Hills to the government. "The narrator [Lauren Conrad] didn't get along with us. She skewed the information on the show, just like the American government can manipulate the media," he says. "We used to have a phenomenal relationship with the media, they've kind of turned on us now because they've created us into such a monstrous thing...like they made us too big, like they Obama-sized us...." [us weekly]


Hey Speidi, how about a nice cup of "shut the fuck up"?



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God... this post has made me feel 100X dumber....

1) WHY did anyone see fit to bring up complicated, controversial topics like these up with these 1-dimensional morons? I was half-expecting them to ask whether they thought the Holocaust really happened. (Btw: 9/11, an inside job? REALLY?)

2) Heidi: "...this is the mark of the beast." Um... what? Does the chip say "666" on it? Look, I'm Catholic, myself, but this kind of talk just makes her sound even dumber. And this part about not wanting a chip in her body because "my body belongs to Jesus Christ"... I thought I remembered someone getting BOOB IMPLANTS awhile back (nothing wrong with boob implants, but it doesn't seem very consistent).

3) I honestly think that they just rolled the dice and decided to randomly pick their stances on each issue and then Googled THE DUMBEST arguments on each... this is the most erratic list of (moronic) views I have ever seen.

My head hurts.

-Katie