Can you Cannes Cannes? Fashion Report

The celebs are flooding Cannes -- hocking their latest projects and flaunting their latest looks. And some of those looks, shall we say, are hard to look at. Case in point:

Brooke Shield in Roberto Cavalli: That's one super-expensive muumuu.

Gwen Stefani in Giorgio Armani: Not one bow, but two -- and that awkward cut-out just makes for a cheapened look. 

Penelope Cruz in  Marchesa. This gown is having an identity crisis. Am I shear? Am I beaded? Amy I sexy? Am I tacky? Obviously this is from Marchesa's "Sybil" line.

Kirsten Dunst in Haute Couture Chanel. Dreadful. And you know if cost an arm and a leg. 

Milla Jovavich in Prada. Now this is just stupid. I can see where they're going -- with the 20s/flapper inspiration -- but this all amounts to an EPIC FAIL. 

Paz Vega in Azzaro. Nothing is dumber than a jumpsuit than a jumpsuit that cinches at the ankles. If you wanna look like an asshole, here's all the instruction you'll ever need. 

Selma Hayek in Gucci. Is that plastic? No really -- is that plastic? Not OK. 

Sarah Jessica Parker in Elie Saab. OK, who slipped Elie Saab a ruffie and stole his sketch pad to craft this fashion disaster? I want names.  

Angelina Jolie in Versace. This is clearly not a fashion disaster, I'm just so surprised she's not wearing something boring or black. FINALLY. 

Zoe Saldana in Vionnet. Boy, muumuu's are big on the red carpet this season. Better tell mom she's en vogue!

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