Thursday, July 07, 2005

Aff-ner: United

The first photo so far of the J.Gar and B.Aff union at twilight (around 7:30 pm) in Turks and Caicos last week. Victor Garber married them.



OK, here's the deal w/a beach wedding. There are certain rules that s/b adhered to:
1. No shoes. If you're going to wear shoes, it s/b sandals. Plus, black shoes w/a white suit... big no-no.
2. Black attire = tres stupid.
3. Flowy white dress, check. (But who are we kidding?) Green Sash -- eiw.
4. Empire Waist only makes her look more pregnant. She might as well have worn a moo-moo.

So, did Garber get a quickie certificate off the internet or is he the real-deal minister? Also, who's the best man/man of honor over there holding the flower?

And, I know they wanted to keep the nuptials on the QT -- but, seriously -- a few more people in attendence wouldn't have killed them. They're making me think they really don't have any friends.

-Joan

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How crystal clear is that water though, huh?

I'm pretty sure that's Cato holding the flower.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... It's such a tiny pic, but from what I can see, I think the dress is nice except for the sash. And honestly, having been pregnant twice, empire waist is IMO the most flattering dress style once you're showing more than a tiny bit. Tying to wear something fitted just makes you look fat until you're more rounded and obviously pregnant. Other than that, I agree... the shoes are just wrong!