Thursday, July 28, 2005

Just in case you thought Melissa and I weren't holding up our end of the bargain...

Some things happened over the past week or so that made the gossip world tip off its axis. Rest assured, Melissa and I were dishing. But, just to keep you up to speed, here's a brief look at the stories that fell through the J&M cracks... --Joan

"Movie hunk Colin Farrell has been accused of making a raunchy sex tape with his former girlfriend, Playboy model Nicole Narain. A member of the public, who refers to himself as JJ, contacted gossip website PageSix.com claiming he'd obtained the pornographic home movie but could do nothing with it until its stars have signed release forms. JJ alleges the tape begins with Narain in the nude in her living room switching on some music, and supposedly concludes with the camera focusing on her white cat, with Farrell saying, "Baby, you have the most beautiful (p***y)." The video also reportedly features Farrell and Narain trying out various saucy Kama Sutra positions, with the actor saying, "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner." Showbiz website Defamer.com says, "The sellers are supposedly looking for a seven-figure up front fee to hand over the tape for release by a distributor. Even if someone was willing to pony up the money, they couldn't release it without Farrell's permission."" [IMDB]
Rumor has it, the tape is only 10 minutes long -- could this be why Colin's so worried about it going public? --Joan

Pam and Tommy are rumored to be getting married...yet again -- and NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!










According to E!'s The Soup, Angie was spied purchasing fetish erotica and lingerie at a London sex shop. Looks like Brad doesn't know what he's in for...










"Jude Law has admitted he cheated on his fiancee Sienna Miller in a public apology to her, following the revelation he had an affair with a nanny. Daisy Wright, 26, recently told a UK tabloid that she had a month-long affair with the Alfie star while he was filming movie All The King's Men in America earlier this year. And in answer to the reports, Law has confirmed that he was unfaithful to Miller, to whom he proposed on Christmas Day 2004. He says in a statement: "Following the reports in today's papers, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to us. I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain that I have caused." Blonde beauty Miller, 23, has yet to comment on the statement. Law divorced Sadie Frost in October 2003 after a six-year marriage and three children." [IMDB]

Got to get a hold of that nanny's diary... my erotica collection is a bit worse for wear ;) --Joan.

Colin Farrell grosses the crap outta me. I just don't see how girls think he's hot shit. He's so greasy and skeezy looking. Pam and Tommy deserve each other like no other two people deserve each other. Hey, at least they seem to be there for the kidz. --Melissa

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What would I do without you guys? I never would've heard this stuff if it weren't for you.

And Collin is skeezy.

Anonymous said...

Some say I look like Jude Law.

Johnny