Oh, please. Boo-freakin'-hoo.

Paris is suffering the dilemma of being engaged to the scion of a fabulously wealthy family: her ring is too big.

"[Hilton] started complaining how heavy her 24-carat ring was and that her finger hurt," a source tells the upcoming issue of US Weekly, which reports that fiancé Paris Latsis, heir to a Greek shipping fortune, "got her a more manageable diamond-less platinum Cartier band for everyday wear." [MSNBC]

And Male Paris' mother (and the millions of other Greeks in Greece) apparently have been living under a rock for the last year...cause no one had any idea of Paris' venture into porn with A Night in Paris. When Male Paris' mother found out, the shit hit the fan and she was not pleased with her son's choice of fiancée. The news made it to the cover of a Greek magazine (appropriately titled Very Sorry) and the rest of the Greek people were appalled...and then went to search for the video on the web, downloaded it, and Rick Saloman made millions more. Ahhh....ain't love grand? --Melissa