Enter, if you dare...

This transcript of a J&M convo is loosely based on pop-culture. Emphasis on the word: loosely. Since there is a slight thread of J&M potential, we decided to post it here for your enjoyment. And now, without further ado...

Melissa: I’ve heard these two are dating, but here they are canoodling…
Kate and LOTR guy from Lost:

Joan: Hmm. If I were her, I’d go after jin.

M: I’d go after Sawyer.

J: Does the pope shit in the woods?

M: Does the pope wear a funny hat?

J: Does a bear watch the pope while he shits in the woods?

M: Does then a monkey come along and fling that shit at the pope and bear?

J: Yes, but he’s wearing the pope’s hat.

M: Is the bear wearing the pope’s robe?

J: No, the pope’s wearing the bear’s robe.

M: So the bear’s naked?

J: Yes, but the stubble covers his naughty bits well enough.

M: Who’s shaving the bear?

J: The monkey, duh...

M: Oooooh….it’s all making sense now.