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May We Suggest?
"[Britney and Kevin] have named their baby Preston Michael Spears Federline. Preston Michael, that's not weird at all. What no Apple, no Jermajesty, no Pilot Inspektor? You still have a couple of days before the ink dries on the birth certificate, so why not consider a few more appropriate celebrity baby names. That's right it's time for The Soup's very own "May We Suggest?" Mr. and Mrs. Federline, may we suggest:

• Winston-Salem Spears
• Cool Ranch Federline
• I.M. Legitimate Federline the First
• Pabst Spears
• Roscoe P. Coe Federline

Shirley Temple Versus Paris Hilton
"Former child star Shirley Temple Black has blasted Paris Hilton, saying that those like the partying heiress are 'stealing the thunder from really talented actors who have learned their craft.' Hilton blasted back saying, 'Shirley Temple? Your drink totally sucks! I had, like, six, and I didn't even get wasted!' "

Ashton & Demi's Wedding
"In a traditional Kabbalah ceremony, 42-year-old Demi Moore and 27-year-old Ashton Kutcher reportedly were married over the weekend. So there. May-December romances work. And suddenly my swimsuit poster of Angela Landsbury doesn't seem so very wrong, does it?"

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