Saturday, February 17, 2007

Baby Daddy Census

One baby, so many baby daddies...



Contestant #1: Howard K. Stern.
Anna's lawyer and legal partner (in the Bahamas only).
No one believes they had sex.
Therefore the likelihood that he's the baby daddy is slim to none.
Some people even believe that he had a hand in her son Daniel's death.


Contestant #2: Larry Birkhead.
Photographer.
Anna Nicole's last public relationship prior to
'marrying' Howard K. Stern. Birkhead has continuously
demanded a paternity test from day one.
He's the likeliest candidate for Dannilyn's baby daddy.



Contestant #3: Frederic von Anhalt.
Zsa Zsa Gabor's current umpteenth husband.
Claims he had a 10-year relationship with Anna Nicole and even
petitioned to legally adopt her (which, in case you haven't already
come to this conclusion amounts to GROSS).


Contestant #4: Alexander Denk.
Most recent baby daddy.
Anna Nicole's bodyguard claims that he and Anna
had a sexual relationship around the time
Anna would have conceived Dannilyn.



Contestant #5: Daniel Smith.
Anna Nicole's son. Some people think that Daniel may have killed
himself because he thought or knew he was Dannilyn's father.
People are also surmising that Anna Nicole killed herself
for the same reason. Although interesting, and even grosser
than contestant numbers 1 and 3), quite unlikely.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i feel she basically prostituted herself for money her entire life but i don't know that even in her most drugged up state she'd try to seduce her son!

johnny

Anonymous said...

What do you ladies make of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DULYGi6dnvw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Famtam%2Eipbhost%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp%3Fshowtopic%3D13125%26st%3D0%26%23entry240434

Anonymous said...

did you see the judge knockin' stern after watching that in the court-room? judge asked him if she was high and he said no, she was usually way more intoxicated than that! idiot, and he's supposed to be a lawyer!

johnny