Saturday, February 17, 2007

General Consensus Reports: Stern is a Pussy


When Howard Stern got divorced, he said he'd never marry again. Even though he entered into a commited relationship just one year after his divorce was finalized, he still maintained marriage wasn't for him. And he kept to it, for several years... until he eventually became a huge pussy and caved:
Howard Stern has made the most out of Valentine's Day: The shock jock is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky, he announced on his Sirius Satellite radio show Wednesday. Stern, 53, said that he proposed to Ostrosky, 34, Tuesday night and that she said, "Yes." "Do you want your Valentine's Day gift now?" MTV.com reports Stern said on the air Wednesday, re-enacting his proposal for his listeners. When Ostrosky said she wanted it, Stern says he ordered her to strip down – despite her protests that she was too "fat" to do that....Once naked, Ostrosky was given a 5.2 carat diamond ring. "I love you. You're everything to me," Stern said he told her. "This is so gay. ... I'm asking you to spend the rest of your life with me." Stern also told his radio listeners that the engagement will be a long one, because actually getting married is something that he and Ostrosky can't think about right now. [people]
aww, now there's a story to pass down to the kids. So classy.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

come on, give the guy a break! i'm not a big advocate of getting re-married once you've already had kids with another (especially if they're gonna have kids of their own) but the dude's obviously in love and doesn't want to take a chance at losing somebody that is waaaaaaay too hot for him!

johnny

Nuray said...

What's with the getting naked part?

Anonymous said...

ummm.... he wanted to see her naked, what's so hard to understand? :)

johnny