Sunday, August 24, 2008
Good lord, put it away
I don't know how many times I need to quietly pray that Madge puts it away. The geriatric performer kicked off her "Sticky & Sweet" tour yesterday. "Sticky & Sweet"? Do the gods want me to vomit? Shouldn't she have named it "The Only Thing Standing Me & You Is This Mesh Leotard" Tour? Check out these pics of Madge workin' hard fo' her money. She might want to bring it down a notch--she might break a hip, or her pelvic bone.
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I've been a Madge fan since the beginning, and do truly give her props for being able to stage a serious world tour at 50. But that doesn't mean I want her 50-year-old vajayjay shoved in my face continually. Yikes! What's THAT about??
I hate to say it, but shouldn't she act her age a lil' bit? Or at least, like a fortysomething? She is not in her 20s anymore, and needs to accept that. It almost reeks of desperation, and that's just... kind of sad. Maybe it's just me?
~Jen
ew - I think that tendon she's thrusting out in the last few pics never should have seen the light of day. omg, vom...
My question is this: At any point during the tour, is she planning on closing her legs?
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