Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A plea to pregnant women everywhere...

if you're considering using SPANX while pregnant, get a damn brain. If ever there was a time in your life to look chubby and lumpy - now is it. Embrace it and don't torture yourself by trying to get into one of these!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

preggos should only be allowed to wear summer dresses! and i mean allowed, as in by law! i can't take watching nuray try on any more of those jeans with the big belly pouch that she can't decide whether to keep over or under the belly!

johnny

Unknown said...

NICOLE! here i am, innocently checking J&M, and THAT is the first image I see?! Jebus, it's not even 9 o'clock in the morning here. Now my day is ruined. ;)

Miss H said...

and what fucktard celeb can we thank for this ingenious idea??? did the women's rights movement ever happen? shit like this is quickly undoing ALL of those efforts ...

Nuray said...

but you know all those stoopid celeb preggo moms who can't bear to enjoy their pregnancies still squeeze themselves into these for appearances. it's so dumb. i mean, i was uncomfortable in preggo pants -- i can't even imagine squeezing ma fat ass and fat stomach into this!

Anonymous said...

Hey Johnny...Summer dresses don't work year-round in other states. I'm just sayin', you might want to rethink that law. Some of us need the stupid jeans.

I'm going to put my money on someone like Tori Spelling wearing this crap. You know for damn sure J. Lo and Angelina didn't squeeze those twins into these.

-Karen

PS Thanks ladies, for making me wince as soon as I opened the page.

Nicole said...

lol. hey, just another service we offer, karen.

Anonymous said...

I'm still LOL that Miss H said "fucktard". I'm such a child.
~Jen