Monday, September 15, 2008

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Now Felicity Huffman is saying that Eva Longwhoria is "just fat." SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP. Damn Marc Cherry for putting Eva on the map, she's like a wart that won't go away. And someone get a muzzle for Felicity. Shit.


Eva Longoria Parker’s Desperate Housewives costar, Felicity Huffman, is putting those pregnancy rumors to rest.

"She’s just fat, that’s all there is to it!" Huffman, 45, told PEOPLE about Longoria Parker at Saturday's re-opening of the Mark Taper Forum in Los Angeles.

Rumors of a pregnancy for Longoria Parker, 33, and her husband, Tony Parker, have been circulating all summer after the actress wore a loose-fitting sundress on a shopping trip and later debuted a fuller-than-normal bikini body in July.

Longoria Parker says she can’t wait to have children, but her fuller figure is all for the sake of her role as Gabby on Housewives.

In addition to putting on weight for the role, Longoria Parker will also don a fat suit this season to play an overworked housewife when the show's storyline jumps ahead five years.

"She looks cute," Huffman said of a fat-suited Longoria Parker. "But she's always like, 'Feel my ass! Feel my ass!’ All the jokes [on set] are Eva and her fat suit." [People]

3 comments:

Nicole said...

lofl. yeah, she needs a muzzle all right.

Anonymous said...

My head might pop off from the rage.
~Jen

Miss H said...

wow, just wow. do these fucktards have ANY IDEA of what kind of damage they are doing to the millions of girls and women with body image issues by saying eva longoria is fat bc she's a size 2 now??? well, im a 6, sometimes 8 - guess i better haul my fat ass off to the nearest hospital for bypass surgery, according to what's now considered "fat." my fucking head is spinning... So here's an open letter to Eva "Fatty" Longoria:

If you're going to be all cute and play the preggo coverup game, then that's fine. But leave your fucking "fat" comments out of it. They make no sense and are not only damaging to the average woman's already battered idea of healthy body image, but it's downright insulting to the rest of us who dont have the luxury of personal trainers, chefs and home gyms at our disposal like you do. So, for the sake of women everywhere, and I'm pretty sure I can speak for all of us, please stop referring to your new size-4-self as "fat." Have you even once looked at what the healthy weight is for someone of your age/height? It's called BMI, you might want to check it out before you start spewing garbage to millions of women across America about how you're "just fat" because you gained 10 pounds that you needed anyway.

- Annoyed Feminist and Proud Size 6