When did we have time to write a book?

Between the weekly trips to the plastic surgeon, the daily shots of botox, and peddling my crap on QVC -- when did we have time to sit down and pen a murder mystery? I suppose it was only a matter of time.

Product Description
A just-back-from-rehab starlet drops dead while entering the Academy Awards, and the only ones who can solve the crime are Maxine (Max) Taylor and her daughter Drew, fun and thinly disguised versions of Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa. Oscar night. The Kodak Theater. Hollywood. The red carpet is out and Max and Drew are on the job - mikes in hand. Suppose hot young actress, Halsey Hamilton, is trying to reform her image after a bad year of too much partying. She's moved herself, semi-permanently, into rehab. Imagine Halsey's triumphant sober return to Hollywood as she marches up the red carpet, bypassing all the other camera crews, and heads straight for Max. Alas, what if she doesn't exactly march so much as stagger? And then fall down at Max's feet, clutching the bottom of Max's divine Michael Kors gown? Is this a case of one of the most public overdoses on record? Or is it murder?


About the Author
Joan Rivers is a force of nature and one of the hardest-working celebrities in the world -- a comedienne, bestselling author, Tony Award®-nominated actress, playwright, screenwriter, Emmy® Award-winning television talk show host, jewelry designer, fashionista, businesswoman, and, most importantly, mother and grandmother. [amazon]