Monday, November 24, 2008

Craziness at the Scientology Center in Hell-A

Good thing shit like this did not go down when Nicole and I braved the crazies and took the tour of this joint. All hail Xenu. Swords and insane people do not mix. I think shooting to kill is a bit much, I mean, couldn't they have just shot him in the leg or something? I wonder if it's the same guard we encountered. He did seem like he was programmed to kill.


A security guard shot and killed a man wielding two Samurai swords Sunday on the grounds of a Scientology building in Hollywood, police said. The unidentified man approached three guards around noon in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, Los Angeles Deputy Police Chief Terry S. Hara said.

The man was "close enough to hurt them" when one of the guards shot him, Hara said. Detectives were questioning the guard to figure out the swordsman's motive and determine whether the shooting was justified.

Surveillance tape showed the man arriving at the center's parking lot in a red convertible, then approaching the guards with a sword in each hand, Hara said. "The evidence itself, it's very, very clear," Hara said. "The security officers were defending their safety."

Detective Wendi Berndt told the Los Angeles Times the man was involved with the church a long time ago. "There was a previous relationship, but it is unclear to what degree," Berndt said.

Calls to Scientology spokespeople were not immediately returned Sunday.

The Celebrity Centre includes a seven-story Norman-revival landmark that towers over the Hollywood freeway and used to be a residential hotel for movie stars. The castle-like facility now serves as "a home for the artist, a place where he can come and learn, attend seminars, meet other artists and even perform at our many showcases and events," according to the center's Web site.

The Church of Scientology was established in 1945 by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It teaches that technology can expand the mind and help solve problems and claims 10 million members around the world, including celebrity devotees Tom Cruise and John Travolta. [AP]

4 comments:

Nicole said...

how is it that every time a story like this comes down the wire -- the man with the knife, the sword, etc. is shot dead -- when it's just as easy to blow out his knee caps than to shoot him dead??? i know there's very little time to react in a sitch like this -- but come on. he had a sword... not an uzi. shoot the fuck in the knees and put him in a mental ward. case closed.

Anonymous said...

amen. Totally seems like a waste to shoot him dead. Those "guards" need to be tried.

Nuray

Unknown said...

this one time a guy at carvel came at me with what appeared to be one of those plastic sporks. i went medeaval on his ass and then stole his spork and ate my sundae.

it was delicious.

Nuray said...

you're so badass, honey.