Sure she did...

Either way she wore it, it was an ugly schmata.

Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday's Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Well, she did. Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress -- which was from Azria's spring 2009 collection -- to make it "more blouson." (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.) Asked about getting ready, Jolie told E!'s Giuliana Rancic: "I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there." [us weekly]

In other Brangie news... The Pitt-Jolies are coming to my 'neck' of the woods...

Brangelina is on the move -- again. The power couple will pack their bags and move to a lavish $40 million estate on Long Island's Gold Coast so Angelina can film her new movie "Salt" in March, the Daily News reported. The estate, known as Sassafras, is a sprawling 22,000-square-foot waterfront Tudor mansion nestled on 48 acres in a private cove on Long Island's North Shore, according to the paper. The mansion boasts dramatic cathedral ceilings, a gym with a barbershop, a two-floor garage and two helipads, Newsday reported. The mansion's 25 rooms, 18 bathrooms are sure to offer enough space for the six Pitt-Jolie kids to roam around -- not to mention the 5,500-square-foot guest house and an equally sized staff house. The new digs also include a pool, a dock, elevator service. a fallout shelter and a commercial kitchen, Newsday reported. [msnbc]

Don't worry, Melis... I'll get my stalking gear all prepared.

SAG AWARDS 2009: Red Carpet Arrivals

The stars are coming out... Here's a glimpse at some of the best (and worst) dressed so far.

Mrs. Ari (Perrey Reeves). I actually like the muted color of this,
the streamed lines and the detail at the bottom. Well done.

• SIDEBAR: Lol... Creed from THE OFFICE just told Debbie Metanapolous that her breasts were hanging out. LOL. Awesome.
• SIDEBAR: Friggin' Tracey Morgan just told Debbie M that James Earl Jones is his biological father. lol. Love it.

Tony Parker finally came to one of these things with Longwhoria. Shocking.

This dress is all kinds of wrong. What is going on with that waistline?
And the hair? It's like she stepped off the set of Dynasty. Ooof.

Linda Edelstein looking fab in red.

• SIDEBAR: I think Guilliana just tried to out Jeremy Piven. "You never bring a girl to these things. Why is that? Break it down for me." Wow... His answer was nondescript.

Holly Hunter in this kickin' fuschia Reem Acra. Amazing.
On camera you can see some sparkly highlights in the material. Just gorg.

Emily Blunt: Dress looks ok on camera, but is boring. And so it the hair. Yawn.

Kyra Sedgewick -- a very bland Chanel.

America Ferrerra in Vera Wang. Now, I'm not one to criticize the Wang...
but... this dress does nothing for her. And, up close, there's a very unfinished
seam at the waist -- which I'm sure is purposeful, but looks terrible. Definitely a miss.

• SIDEBAR: OK. I'm gonna go off on Angelina Jolie now... SNAP OUT OF IT. She may be the most boring person on the planet. Her dress is boring, her hair is boring. HER PERSONALITY leaves so much to be desired. Dear Lord... no one takes themselves more friggin' seriously than her. SNAP OUT OF IT. And why did they have to get interviewed separately on E! just now...? Are they afraid that the cameras cannot handle their awesomeness all at once? OH FOR FRIG'S SAKE. Ugh.

Christina Applegate in Ungaro (I believe). The color is gorg on her.
But the skirt of the dress has some pulling problems... Otherwise, a fab look.

• SIDEBAR: Debbie M needs to be muzzled. She just told Hugh Laurie she is gonna meet him in the bathroom later for a gastroenterological [sic, too lazy to look it up] problem and then proceeded to tell Ben Harper that his music is the kind to commit suicide by. Seriously? And Joan Rivers got let go for insulting people? Really???

Evan Rachel Wood... I think I like the pop of purple.

So happy they're back on. Yay.

Tina!!!!!!!!! You know we heart you. But, I'm afraid
you're gonna end up on the worst dressed in this number. :(

Terri Hatcher looking like a creampuff in Luhullier.

Nicolette Sheridan in a satin patterned get up that is reminiscent
of Designing Women. Calling Julia Sugarbaker...

• SIDEBAR: Am I the only one who can't stand the sound of Anne Hathaway's voice? She needs to shutty. (Oddly, I can watch her movies...)

Marisa Tomei -- there is too much going on on this dress...
the back has a giant floral cluster, which you can't see here.
And her makeup is so pale, it looks like she's totally undone. Miss.

• SIDEBAR: Alec Baldwin showed up with a very young giant woman... We must get to the bottom of this.

Kate Winslet in Narciso Rodriguez. She was poured in.

The 2009 SAG Awards, TONITE on TNT/TBS

Stars are arriving on the red carpet... Here's a list of the nominees to get you revved up!

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

• RICHARD JENKINS / Walter Vale - "THE VISITOR" (Overture Films)
• FRANK LANGELLA / Richard Nixon - "FROST/NIXON" (Universal Pictures)
• SEAN PENN / Harvey Milk - "MILK" (Focus Features)
• BRAD PITT / Benjamin Button - "THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON" (Paramount Pictures)
• MICKEY ROURKE / Randy - "THE WRESTLER" (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

• ANNE HATHAWAY / Kym - "RACHEL GETTING MARRIED" (Sony Pictures Classics)
• ANGELINA JOLIE / Christine Collins - "CHANGELING" (Universal Pictures)
• MELISSA LEO / Ray Eddy - "FROZEN RIVER" (Sony Pictures Classics)
• MERYL STREEP / Sister Aloysius Beauvier - "DOUBT" (Miramax Films)
• KATE WINSLET / April Wheeler - "REVOLUTIONARY ROAD" (Paramount Vantage)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

• JOSH BROLIN / Dan White - "MILK" (Focus Features)
• ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. / Kirk Lazarus - "TROPIC THUNDER" (Paramount Pictures)
• PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN / Father Brendan Flynn - "DOUBT" (Miramax Films)
• HEATH LEDGER / Joker - "THE DARK KNIGHT" (Warner Bros. Pictures)
• DEV PATEL / Older Jamal - "SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE" (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

• AMY ADAMS / Sister James - "DOUBT" (Miramax Films)
• PENÉLOPE CRUZ / Maria Elena - "VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA" (The Weinstein Company)
• VIOLA DAVIS / Mrs. Miller - "DOUBT" (Miramax Films)
• TARAJI P. HENSON / Queenie - "THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON" (Paramount Pictures)
• KATE WINSLET / Hanna Schmitz - "THE READER" (The Weinstein Company)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

• THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON (Paramount Pictures)
• DOUBT (Miramax)
• FROST/NIXON (Universal Pictures)
• MILK (Focus Features)
• SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

• RALPH FIENNES / Bernard Lafferty - "BERNARD AND DORIS" (HBO)
• PAUL GIAMATTI / John Adams - "JOHN ADAMS" (HBO)
• KEVIN SPACEY / Ron Klain - "RECOUNT" (HBO)
• KIEFER SUTHERLAND / Jack Bauer - "24: REDEMPTION" (FOX)
• TOM WILKINSON / Benjamin Franklin - "JOHN ADAMS" (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

• LAURA DERN / Katherine Harris - "RECOUNT" (HBO)
• LAURA LINNEY / Abigail Adams - "JOHN ADAMS" (HBO)
• SHIRLEY MacLAINE / Coco Chanel - "COCO CHANEL" (Lifetime)
• PHYLICIA RASHAD / Lena Younger - "A RAISIN IN THE SUN" (ABC)
• SUSAN SARANDON / Doris Duke - "BERNARD AND DORIS" (HBO)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series

• MICHAEL C. HALL / Dexter Morgan - "DEXTER" (Showtime)
• JON HAMM / Don Draper - "MAD MEN" (AMC)
• HUGH LAURIE / Gregory House - "HOUSE" (FOX)
• WILLIAM SHATNER / Denny Crane - "BOSTON LEGAL" (ABC)
• JAMES SPADER / Alan Shore - "BOSTON LEGAL" (ABC)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series

• SALLY FIELD / Nora Walker - "BROTHERS & SISTERS" (ABC)
• MARISKA HARGITAY / Det. Olivia Benson - "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" (NBC)
• HOLLY HUNTER / Grace Hanadarko - "SAVING GRACE" (TNT)
• ELISABETH MOSS / Peggy Olson - "MAD MEN" (AMC)
• KYRA SEDGWICK / Dep. Chief Brenda Johnson - "THE CLOSER" (TNT)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

• ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy - "30 ROCK" (NBC)
• STEVE CARELL / Michael Scott - "THE OFFICE" (NBC)
• DAVID DUCHOVNY / Hank Moody - "CALIFORNICATION" (Showtime)
• JEREMY PIVEN / Ari Gold - "ENTOURAGE" (HBO)
• TONY SHALHOUB / Adrian Monk - "MONK" (USA)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

• CHRISTINA APPLEGATE / Samantha Newly - "SAMANTHA WHO?" (ABC)
• AMERICA FERRERA / Betty Suarez - "UGLY BETTY" (ABC)
• TINA FEY / Liz Lemon - "30 ROCK" (NBC)
• MARY-LOUISE PARKER / Nancy Botwin - "WEEDS" (Showtime)
• TRACEY ULLMAN / Various Characters - "TRACEY ULLMAN’S STATE OF THE UNION" (Showtime)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

• BOSTON LEGAL (ABC)
• THE CLOSER (TNT)
• DEXTER (Showtime)
• HOUSE (Fox)
• MAD MEN (AMC)

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

• 30 ROCK (NBC)
• DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (ABC)
• ENTOURAGE (HBO)
• THE OFFICE (NBC)
• WEEDS (Showtime)

Oscars 2009: Nominations

The 2009 Oscar nominations have been released.

Here are our picks!

Performance by an actor in a leading role

• Richard Jenkins in "The Visitor" (Overture Films)
• Frank Langella in "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)
• Sean Penn in "Milk" (Focus Features)
• Brad Pitt in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
• Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight) Joan's Pick
  

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

• Josh Brolin in "Milk" (Focus Features)
• Robert Downey Jr. in "Tropic Thunder" (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
• Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Doubt" (Miramax)
• Heath Ledger in "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.) Joan's Pick
• Michael Shannon in "Revolutionary Road" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)

Performance by an actress in a leading role

• Anne Hathaway in "Rachel Getting Married" (Sony Pictures Classics)
• Angelina Jolie in "Changeling" (Universal)
• Melissa Leo in "Frozen River" (Sony Pictures Classics)
• Meryl Streep in "Doubt" (Miramax)
• Kate Winslet in "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company) Joan's Pick

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

• Amy Adams in "Doubt" (Miramax)
• Penélope Cruz in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" (The Weinstein Company)
• Viola Davis in "Doubt" (Miramax)
• Taraji P. Henson in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
• Marisa Tomei in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight) Joan's Pick

Best motion picture of the year

• "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)

• "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)

• "Milk" (Focus Features)

  
  

• "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)

• "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight) Joan's Pick

  
  

This shit must stop

Madonna should be banned from photo shoots. We've seen enough.

It's on like donkey kong

I am so there:

George Clooney has agreed to come back to the show that launched his career: ER. Sources close to the series tell PEOPLE that ER co-creator John Wells has ordered a closed set to keep Clooney’s appearance under wraps. It’s not known how many episodes will feature Clooney as the show films its final season. Neither NBC nor Warner Bros. reps would comment, nor did Clooney’s publicist. [people]

Don't eat your words...

Tom Hanks spoke up about the Mormon community raising tons of cash to back Prop 8 in Cali. I'm guessing he felt some pressure to clarify and or apologize for his remarks? Why should that be? They're not apologizing for being narrow-minded discriminators, are they?

Tom Hanks is rethinking his comments about Mormons who supported Proposition 8. Last week [Hanks]...spoke out about the religious group's involvement in passing the California law, which bans same-sex marriage. "The truth is a lot of Mormons gave a lot of money to the church to make Prop-8 happen," Hanks told Foxnews.com at the show's premiere in Los Angeles last Wednesday. "There are a lot of people who feel that is un-American, and I am one of them." A spokesperson for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Kim Farah, took offense at Hanks's comments, telling FOX News, "Expressing an opinion in a free and democratic society is as American as it gets." Now, in a exclusive statement to PEOPLE through his representative Leslee Dart, Hanks is softening his stance.

"Last week, I labeled members of the Mormon church who supported California's Proposition 8 as "un-American." I believe Proposition 8 is counter to the promise of our Constitution; it is codified discrimination. But everyone has a right to vote their conscience – nothing could be more American. To say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who contributed to Proposition 8 are "un-American" creates more division when the time calls for respectful disagreement. No one should use "un- American" lightly or in haste. I did. I should not have."

Sincerely,
Tom Hanks.

people

Pointing out the ridic-ness

On her show yesterday, Ellen demonstrated just how ridic Aretha's bow hat was. Note to Aretha: Tone is down, sweetie, it ain't yo' moment.


What Ellen had to say about the whole thing:

"That would of been so embarrassing. The next thing you know, we would have been in Us Weekly's 'Who Wore it Better?'" DeGeneres jokes. "They said this is the only one they made! I can't believe it!"

In case you missed it: Aretha's big-ass bow hat

Talk about stealing Obama's thunder. Aretha graced us all with her ginormous bow and r-e-s-p-e-c-t-fully saved our eyesight by containing her giant chichis under her coat.

If a Posh falls in Rome, and the paps aren't there to capture it, does it make a sound?

I'm gonna believe in my little heart that yes, YES it does. How does this idiot prance around Rome in these ridic stilettos?!? I barely made it down these very same cobblestone streets in fucking Merrells. I guess being a fembot gives you these special powers.

Red Carpet Wrap-Up: Golden Globes 2009

The Golden Globes are over and done, but tongues are still wagging. Especially over some very unfortunate red carpet mishaps. Read on to catch up, in case you missed the action...

Joan: For the most part, the ceremony was boring. But surprising winners. Namely, mickey rourke. Did u see ryan get snubbed by brangelina? Classic.

Melissa: i did, for the most part. i was so freakin' bored. just could not get into it. i did hear about the brangelina snub, but didn't see it. wtf? who do they think they are? ugh, i'm so over that aristocratic shit. i heard that the wrestler is amazing. but i didn't see rourke win. he's so damn weird lookin'.

J: yes, me too. I saw the snub and still have d-chills. 1st: when are these talking heads going to realize that you never, ever race down off your podium to catch up w/a star on the red carpet. It makes you look eager and desperate. 2nd: how hard would it have been for brangelina to turn to him quickly and say: they’re rushing us inside, but we’ll catch you later? Seriously??? The open snubbing was just so rude. And made them look, like you say — aristocratic... Enough already. Get over yourselves. And, she needs a stylist. That woman is afraid of color. On to Mickey... That speech was awkward, but I loved every second. He said “balls” twice, got his director to give him the finger, and wore sunglasses — who does that except Jack? Lol. Genius.

M: i missed rourke but read about the banter this morning. good stuff. i was irritated beyond belief with kate winslet and i'm never irritated by her. and i swear at one point, she had her left arm under the table and it looked like she was rubbed leonardo's leg. hmmm... with sam mendes sitting right there.

J: YESSSSSSSSSSS. I am so glad you mentioned this. I found her speeches too self-congratulatory and obnoxious. A lot of the speeches were too long. They all shoulda taken a lesson from Tom Hanks, short — sweet. Off. That’s how it’s done. And her comments to Leo were more intimate than her hubby. Which weirded me out. On to fashion: lots of nice gowns. Reem Acra was very popular last night. Love the draping and folding of that line. And surprise — Cameron Diaz actually looked good. But her gal pal Drew musta sniffed too much hairspray. The dress was fab, but her hair! My god... What a train wreck.

M: the panting and unending "shock" was a bit much. you'd think she just discovered the cure for cancer or sumthin.' geez. maggie gylenhall looked like shit. esp since this her first major outing and representin' since the dark knight, you'd figure she would have taken it up a notch, or ten. drew, oh boy. i think homegirl was high as a kite as she did her high-as-a-kite hairdo. i'm not sure about cameron. the dress looked kinda ill-fitting and her hair looked undone. the whole wind-blown surfer chick she has going on doesn't always translate to these polished award shows. i saw marisa tomei end up on some worst-dressed lists, but i liked her get-up actually.

J: lol. So true. Maggie seems to usually get it wrong. Some people try to go for edginess and just end up looking quirky. Same w/Marisa. I like what she wore for another event — people’s choice perhaps. But the GG’s and the AA’s are about glamour. The thing about Carmeron is she almost always gets it wrong for this very reason. And last night, I thought — not bad, considering. I even liked the hair. I liked Elizabeth Banks (though it could have fit better up top), I liked Eva Longoria (god help me...i did) and I really liked Kate Beckinsale. Lots of white and blush on the carpet. I didn’t see a lot of color. Angelina was so blah. Boring. People are raving about Eva Mendes’ dress, but I thought it was meh. Dior, ok. But, meh. I really like Anne Hathaway's dark blue Armani Prive against her pale skin. Lovely.

M: you know how much i hate washed out muted tones on white girls with really light hair. case in point, elizabeth banks, drew barrymore. i can't think of others, but they were there. these girls need the color. and angelina -- can i just tell you? talk about ice queen. geez. i think i froze for the few seconds of looking at her. lighten up. good lord, she has it all and yet still acts snotty. get of your high horse.

J: so, the love affair is over, eh? When did you two break up? OHHHHHH. Speaking of love affairs and ours with Tina Fey—her speech was hee-larious. And so was Tracy Jordan’s acceptance speech for 30 Rock. “Tina and I made a deal that if Barack Obama won, I’d get to represent 30 Rock at these type of events. So, here we go.” Oh, man. I was laughing so hard, I was crying.

M: tracy morgan's speech was hilarious as was tina's. such a great grouping of people and an amazing show. i STILL want either steve carell and/or the office to freakin' win one already. i admit, i missed a lot of the speeches, i just didn't have the bandwidth to listen to most of them. but a lot did seem looong. geez, no wonder these shows are three + hours long.

J: Yes, The Office deserves props. I know, the speeches were brutal. And considering, it only went over time 5 minutes. Oh, here’s a total trainwreck for a girl who normally gets it right: Renee Zelwegger. She’s my worst dressed. Hands down. I still can’t decide on a best dressed though. Lots of good contenders.

M: glenn close also looked pretty shitty. RW was awful. as was drew's hair. but for best dressed, i have a few too. eva rocked the vampy red dress. she was one of the few to wear such a bold and bright color.

J: did you happen to se seal and heidi? Holy s... They were a friggin’ train wreck. And america ferrerra’s dress — looked like plastic. So stiff. She usually look fab. Defintiely a miss. I think as of now, I’m going w/kate beckinsale as best dressed. But I know someone did a color I really liked. I gotta look better.

M: i'm looking forward to watching the E fashion police coverage as a nutshell way to see it all.

Looking like shit at the Golden Globes

From Renee's rat nest atop her head, to Maggie Gylenhall's bizarre leopard toga, to Drew Barrymore's Golden Girls' hairdo, to J.Lo's uncalled-for gold garbage bag get-up, all the nasty is all right here. First of all, what's with the attached-at-the-hip-ness of Drew and Jessica Lange? I'm so done with this ass-kissing and holding hands bullshit. And yes, we fucking get it, you are sucking the life out of your Skeletor husband (soon-to-be-ex) and can pull of this dated Versace-lookalike frock a mere year after pushing out twin pups. And we did notice that you weren't wearing your wedding ring so why not come right out with it? Drew needed a much richer color to offset that bleached cotton candy hair. And Renee? Ugh, was that Carolina Herrera? Cause if it was, CH needs to go hang her head in shame.

Ho-fucking-hum

I admire all the good-doing and wish there was more of it in Hollywood, but GET OVA YERSELVES. Ugh, I'm so over this dumb aristocratic bullshit. Like they are the king and queen of Hell-A. I'm over it, full-force. (Although I'll forevah be intrigued by Angelina. I hate myself.)


And considering the snub heard round the world, this hammers the point home even further... (If you're squeamish, don't click here. D-chills will ensue)

Giving credit where credit is due

Now as much I love Kate Winslet and don't think the woman can make a bad movie (not counting Titanic which was a big pile of steamin' shit that everyone and their ferret loved), her acceptance speech sucked the big one. And I couldn't sum it up in my words so I'm using the awesomest words of Michael K, the genius behind D-Listed.

...a blubbering Kate Winslet accepted her award for that movie about fighting in the suburbs while wearing old timey clothes. You know, I was wasted while watching this shit last night and now that I'm sober, her speech is a million times more annoying. Bitch is acting like she swam the Atlantic Ocean and then directly ran from New York to the Golden Globe stage. All breathless and shit. It's a damn Shiny Titty Award. Not an Oscar! Take a hit from Cameron's bong and mellow out. I wanted Marky Mark to turn the hose on her. Drama queen. However, I forgive her for all of that, because when she was calling out all the losers in her category, she said "Oh God! Who's the other one? Angelina!" HAHAHAHA! This is why God created Kate Winslet. The camera shot to Saint Angie who smiled and held her hands together in a very Disney villainess-like way. She was thinking, "The things I have planned for you, my pretty..." Brangelina showing up to awards shows and getting snubbed every time never gets old! The world will pay for this I'm sure! [dlisted]

Joan & Melissa Get Their Globe On

Live Blogging the Golden Globes 2009: Red Carpet
5:30 - 8:00 EST

It's our version of the Superbowl... Award season 2009 has officially started! In just a few minutes, Hollywood A-List (and B-, C- and D-List) will be arriving. We'll be covering the best and worst dressed and the red carpet hijinks. (Look for a Red Carpet recap tomorrow evening.)

• Observation: Debbie Metanopolous is on something... So far, she's tried to bite someone on the neck and licked someone on the face. Both women.

Lisa Edelstein, from House, looking chic in black.
Not loving the shoes, though.


Olivia Wilde, of House, lovely in lavender.


This is a good look for Rumor Willis --
her head doesn't look so gargantuan with the
light hair color and the dress is fab.

Will someone remind Mary Hary this isn't the prom?

I hate when Longwhoria looks good.
Beautiful Reem Acra dress.

Observation: Tracy Morgan is cracking my ass up. He's flirting with Guiliana Rancic: "In your next life, I'm marryin' you! We'll have cute babies. Cuter than Kimora Lee Simmons' babies."

JENNIFER LOPEZ & MARC ANTHONY have just arrived. TOGETHER. Putting a momentary end to the breakup rumors.

Yummy Simon Baker... Mmmm.

Debra Messing looking pretty good.
Not loving the hair.

Although I prefer him with a goatee,
I will take Blair Underwood any way I can get him.

Observation: Ryan Seacrest just got totally snubbed on live TV by Brangelina. Ouch. It was hard to watch. He cut his Beyonce interview short to run down the steps to catch Brangelina and they basically just ignored his scrawny ass. D-chills.

Christina Applegate

Maggie Gyllenhal, looking all kinds of wrong.

Elizabeth Banks, looking fab.


Amy Adams

Duchovny showed up solo: Surprise!
(He's actually lookin' good. God, help me: I'm diggin' on it again.)

Kinda like that Versace number... JLo and Marc

Drew Barrymore's a hot mess in this John Galiano number,
which is lovely -- but her hair stylist should be arrested!

Ugh, crack a smile once in a while! Sheeeeeesh.
Brangelina, yawwwwwwn.

Beyonce, careful there in that cut up to there Elie Saab dress.

Anne Hathaway, lovely in Armani Prive