Looking like shit at the Golden Globes

From Renee's rat nest atop her head, to Maggie Gylenhall's bizarre leopard toga, to Drew Barrymore's Golden Girls' hairdo, to J.Lo's uncalled-for gold garbage bag get-up, all the nasty is all right here. First of all, what's with the attached-at-the-hip-ness of Drew and Jessica Lange? I'm so done with this ass-kissing and holding hands bullshit. And yes, we fucking get it, you are sucking the life out of your Skeletor husband (soon-to-be-ex) and can pull of this dated Versace-lookalike frock a mere year after pushing out twin pups. And we did notice that you weren't wearing your wedding ring so why not come right out with it? Drew needed a much richer color to offset that bleached cotton candy hair. And Renee? Ugh, was that Carolina Herrera? Cause if it was, CH needs to go hang her head in shame.