Chatting with Melis

Eavesdrop on a convo between Melissa and I. Go ahead, u know u wanna.

Melissa: Did you hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt? She called off her engagement. Apparently the dress had been bought.

Joan: I did hear... What’s the scoop? He musta done sumptin’ bad.

M: wonder what happened. supposedly they spent the holidays in mexico, their friends said all seemed ok, then they announce they're ovah? weird.

J: Hmm. Something happened south of the border.

M: it's amazing how many break-ups happened right around the holidays. you'd think people would hold it together during that time. and you know that woman who used to be on melrose place, kelly rutherford. she's on gossip girl now? she just filed for divorce and she's like 4 months pregs. unless the baybay is the mailman's?

J: Oh I saw that on people. Her hubby’s a millionaire or something.

M: yeah, he is, i guess. i had never seen him before. speaking of wtf hubbies, check out who alyssa milano is engaged to!?!?

J: Um, wtf? He must be a bigwig: Otherwise, wtf?

M: h'es gotta be but she's got her own moola. it's like selma hayek with that french dude who is like the CEO of YSL or something.


J: Yeah, it must be the selma hayek thing. But... That lasted only so long for him to drop some dna. He wasn’t entirely grotesque. He had a french something. (I really need to get over my european thing. I have european goggles.)

M: and euro goggles or not -- that dude that knocked up selma was a bags of bones. equivalent to the american michael douglas. take the goggles OFF. lofl.

J: Bag of bones. Lol. He wasn’t thin and wrinkly like douglas.