Sunday, January 25, 2009

SAG AWARDS 2009: Red Carpet Arrivals

The stars are coming out... Here's a glimpse at some of the best (and worst) dressed so far.

Mrs. Ari (Perrey Reeves). I actually like the muted color of this,
the streamed lines and the detail at the bottom. Well done.


  • SIDEBAR: Lol... Creed from THE OFFICE just told Debbie Metanapolous that her breasts were hanging out. LOL. Awesome.
  • SIDEBAR: Friggin' Tracey Morgan just told Debbie M that James Earl Jones is his biological father. lol. Love it.



Tony Parker finally came to one of these things with Longwhoria. Shocking.


This dress is all kinds of wrong. What is going on with that waistline?
And the hair? It's like she stepped off the set of Dynasty. Ooof.


Linda Edelstein looking fab in red.


  • SIDEBAR: I think Guilliana just tried to out Jeremy Piven. "You never bring a girl to these things. Why is that? Break it down for me." Wow... His answer was nondescript.

Holly Hunter in this kickin' fuschia Reem Acra. Amazing.
On camera you can see some sparkly highlights in the material. Just gorg.

Emily Blunt: Dress looks ok on camera, but is boring. And so it the hair. Yawn.

Kyra Sedgewick -- a very bland Chanel.

America Ferrerra in Vera Wang. Now, I'm not one to criticize the Wang...
but... this dress does nothing for her. And, up close, there's a very unfinished
seam at the waist -- which I'm sure is purposeful, but looks terrible. Definitely a miss.

  • SIDEBAR: OK. I'm gonna go off on Angelina Jolie now... SNAP OUT OF IT. She may be the most boring person on the planet. Her dress is boring, her hair is boring. HER PERSONALITY leaves so much to be desired. Dear Lord... no one takes themselves more friggin' seriously than her. SNAP OUT OF IT. And why did they have to get interviewed separately on E! just now...? Are they afraid that the cameras cannot handle their awesomeness all at once? OH FOR FRIG'S SAKE. Ugh.



Christina Applegate in Ungaro (I believe). The color is gorg on her.
But the skirt of the dress has some pulling problems... Otherwise, a fab look.

  • SIDEBAR: Debbie M needs to be muzzled. She just told Hugh Laurie she is gonna meet him in the bathroom later for a gastroenterological [sic, too lazy to look it up] problem and then proceeded to tell Ben Harper that his music is the kind to commit suicide by. Seriously? And Joan Rivers got let go for insulting people? Really???

Evan Rachel Wood... I think I like the pop of purple.

So happy they're back on. Yay.

Tina!!!!!!!!! You know we heart you. But, I'm afraid
you're gonna end up on the worst dressed in this number. :(

Terri Hatcher looking like a creampuff in Luhullier.

Nicolette Sheridan in a satin patterned get up that is reminiscent
of Designing Women. Calling Julia Sugarbaker...

  • SIDEBAR: Am I the only one who can't stand the sound of Anne Hathaway's voice? She needs to shutty. (Oddly, I can watch her movies...)

Marisa Tomei -- there is too much going on on this dress...
the back has a giant floral cluster, which you can't see here.
And her makeup is so pale, it looks like she's totally undone. Miss.


  • SIDEBAR: Alec Baldwin showed up with a very young giant woman... We must get to the bottom of this.


Kate Winslet in Narciso Rodriguez. She was poured in.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eva Longwhoria is the tiniest thing in Hollywood, yet she managed to find a dress that made her look biggish? Dumbass.
~Jen

Nicole said...

lol. I KNOWWWWWWWWW. so true.

Anonymous said...

Too much to say!
Those "housewives" really are looking desperate...for attention. Holy crapola--it's not the prom!!! And maybe I'm looking at the wrong thing here, but who did Eva's make-up? She looks...well, wrong (on top of that dress issue).
Emily Blunt looks like a Rockette.
Tina Fey, oh Tina. Your stylists need to look at the big picture. (Or try taking a picture to see what this will really look like on the red carpet.)
And props to Marisa Tomei for trying. I have never been able to figure out a single re-use for a bridesmaid dress.
-Karen

Nuray said...

kate winslet's dress had to have been sewn onto her. like you said, she was poured in. and what a bod. although she needs to shutty too. too dramatic with the gasping and the speeches. we get it, you rock and you're winning everything. get ova yo'self.

Anonymous said...

http://www.tvguide.com/special/redcarpet/photos.aspx

Look at tv guide's comments/photos! I disagree with them on so many of them!

Emily

Nuray said...

that young woman with alec is ireland, his daughter. the one he called a pig, and she's like 13! holy s. girl looks much older, no? i thought she may his new young squeeze. oops!

Anonymous said...

I know, I know, all the stuff about Kate W., but I just LOVE the color of her dress, and need to find something to own in exactly that stunningly beautiful color.
~Jen

Nicole said...

holy s -- ireland's a giant!