Paula Abdul: "Don’t screw me or you’ll be sorry."

Dang, girl's fiesty! This is supposedly according to Corey Clarke, the contestant from the second season of American Idol who got ejected after FOX found out that he faced charges of assaulting his teenage sister and clashing with police while resisting arrest, and had withheld this information from the producers. He's out to write a book and is shopping it to publishers.

While totally interesting and catty (that's just the way Joan and I like it!), it's also kinda gross. Here's some of the stuff that supposedly went down, according to an article in the new issue of Globe magazine:

Clarke reportedly is claiming that he had sex with Abdul in the guest room of her house, that she paid some of his expenses and promised to fund his career to the tune of $2 million, and that she made him vow to keep their relationship a secret.

"[Abdul] told [Clark] she wanted to look out for him and be his 'special friend,'" according to the Globe article. "But he claims she warned him that he couldn't tell anyone or she'd make things very hard for him, cautioning, 'Don't screw me or you'll be sorry.'" The proposal apparently also describes how Abdul once came up behind Clark, rubbed his neck, and then they began "kissing passionately and feeling each other up" as they moved to the guest bedroom.

Read more here. You'll need a barf bag.

And for an explanation of Paula's loopiness, go here. Supposedly she suffers from a neurological disorder, folks, she's not addicted to pills. I don't know...