Aaron Spelling is recovering...after suffering a stroke over the weekend, publicist Kevin Sasaki said Wednesday...the 83-year-old TV titan had the stroke Sunday and was currently under a doctor's care at the family's Holmby Hills estate.... The publicist said he was uncertain as to the severity of the stroke, adding that, as far as he knew, Spelling was showing no signs of paralysis. Spelling has remained at the home since the incident and is reportedly fully conscious and resting comfortably. [eonline]
It might be evil, but I'm gonna say it anyway:
TORI, YOU DID THIS TO DADDY.
You and that D-List Canadian actor carrying on like two horny teenagers...
Breakin' up marriages all over the damn globe.
Sure, ol' Aaron's seen better days.
Sure, it's possible he died 10 years ago...and no one knew.
Especially your mother,
too busy wrapping gifts in her gift-wrapping room.
Let's face it, this is your fault.
You and that D-List Canadian actor carrying on like two horny teenagers...
Breakin' up marriages all over the damn globe.
Sure, ol' Aaron's seen better days.
Sure, it's possible he died 10 years ago...and no one knew.
Especially your mother,
too busy wrapping gifts in her gift-wrapping room.
Let's face it, this is your fault.
OK. I'm done. No, where's the line for the bus to hell?
This is hell:
And this:
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4 comments:
*gasp* You are evil! I heard he died today. :( He brought me many hours of pretty pretty entertainment.
speaking ill of the dead. turn around, you'll see the line forming behind you. Express baby, express!
Johnny
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freakin' hilarious.
OMG. HE DIED!!! great. the one time i make fun of a totally serious situation it comes back to bite me in the ass. i'm so fuckin' screwed now. on the EXPRESS bus to hell.
i still think Tori brought it on though. fey dat.
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