Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Pay Up or Shut Up


Man, TomKat just kills me. Just when you thought they couldn't possibly manage to make themselves look even more opportunistic and greedy, this comes off the wire:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes refused to sell pictures of their new daughter Suri, after the photos were offered to the media and failed to get a significant price, according to media reports in the US....According to Fox News...a photo shoot of Suri was offered to photo agency WireImage. Photos of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were reportedly sold to People magazine for $4 million, but pictures of Suri Cruise produced not more than a $3 million bid. At that point the offer for the photos was reportedly rescinded. [imdb]
Isn't it just like Tom to be competing in a contest no one else is vying for? I bet the fact that Nicole Kidman's wedding was such a grand affair is just burning his Scientology ass raw. He's probably spotting Katie 24/7 on the bench press: FEEEEL THE BURN, KATIE! TIME'S A WASTIN'! WE NEED TO FIT YOU INTO THAT SIZE 2 WEDDING DRESS, STAT! Sick bastard.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, nice picture!

Won't he feel manly when Nicole has a biological child with Keith.

Nuray said...

If Nicole has one, then TC will up the ante and Katie will be preggers again in no time. In the meantime, they will have their wedding and with that out of the way, Katie can go back to wearing the pillow and they can go onto having the 10 kids TC wants.

Anonymous said...

ok, ok, you make fun of everyone on this site, including the recently deceased (well, only nicole does that), but now you're making fun of test-tube babies? poor little guy's been in a glass uterus for 9 months and now that he's trying to crawl out you post an indescent picture of him on your blog?

plain old insensitive!

johnny

Anonymous said...

Ahem, Suri is a girl. Supposedly.

Anonymous said...

i call all babies little guys!

johnny

ps. never challenge my manhood again by correcting me like that :)