Riding that gravy train...

Oh, for the love of God, hasn't Kevin Federline's 15 friggin' minutes of fame expired yet? Everyone knows, except for BritBrit, that ol' KFed is just milkin' his sugar mama for all she's worth. Knockin' her up and down to keep himself around, so as he can laugh all the way to the bank. Love? My big white ass.

But I digress...

KFed's cooked up some bogus sponsorship deal with Virgin Mobile and Americans for Common Cents, to -- and I hope you're sitting -- save the penny. Yup. Never mind the genocide in Darfur, the war in Iraq, the homeless... KFed's all up in the penny like it was two skanks at Scores. (I can't joke too much, though, this completely vapid and less-than-altruistic sponsorship on his part does actually sponsor a charitable organization -- and has nothing to do with KFed's brand new CD... Well, unless you can't the sickening exposure it grants him as publicity.)

At the penny-centric hizzy-fest, KFed proclaimed:

"Man, I feel good about the penny!"

And, I'm telling you right now -- if that becomes a popular catchphrase, someone's going to have to go down.

For a complete synopsis of the event, click here... If you want to watch the video, click here... And, be ashamed of yourself if you do.