Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Parenting 101


Britney Spears proves why people should be forced to take a very difficult parenting test before conceiving. Had this been a rule, Brit and KFed would not be the lousy ass parents they are today. Seems Britney's f-d up logic told her it would be a good idea to drive with her child in her lap. Never mind that the car seat in the back seat was going to waste... Reuters has more on this complete lack of judgment:

Pictures published in the New York Post and elsewhere on Tuesday showed Spears at the wheel of her sport utility vehicle, holding her 5-month-old baby, Sean, on her lap. A man identified as her bodyguard is shown next to her in the front passenger seat.

According to the Post, Spears drove for at least two miles along the Pacific Coast Highway in the oceanfront area of Malibu on Monday....

She moved the baby to her lap after stopping at the coffee shop to let her bodyguard go inside, then became unnerved as photographers swarmed around the vehicle as she waited for him to return, the source said. When the bodyguard got back in the car, Spears quickly drove off with her son still in her lap....

"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media," she said. "I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

Yeah, that sounds logical to me. Dumb ass. Stick to making crappy music and even crappier videos. Cause parenting sure ain't your strong suit. --Joan.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Makes me sick. So she'd rather get her child killed than let someone take his picture. Yeah she must really love him.

Nuray said...

I know! How much danger did she think the paparazzi was going to inflict on her kid? I know the paparazzi are totally invasive, but I highly doubt they would have physically hurt her child. She's a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what to say...

Johnny