Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Joan gets an early birthday present...

You know, I'm turning the big 35 this year... and was feeling pretty down about it. But this has definitely perked mah ass up a bit:

George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE. The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life." [people]

Could George Clooney, who in 2001 was voted People Magazine's Most Eligable Bachelor, be back on the market? In Touch and People are both reporting on their Web site that the 47-year-old actor and his 29-year-old girlfriend Sarah Larson have called it quits after a year of dating. "George is relieved to be single again," an unidentified source told In Touch. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." The "Ocean's" star recently left his Los Angeles home while Larson moved her stuff out, her unidentified friend told In Touch. [fox]


Ahhh. George. Smart, smart boy. Some day you'll realize that what you really need is a zaftique. liberal old bag from Long Island. I'll be waiting ;)


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok, ok, so... if you knew he had crabs, would you still let him lay you down?

johnny

Nicole said...

hmm. crabs are curable. right? so yes.

Anonymous said...

now that's love!

johnny